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el husserella

I speak in metaphors and I repeat myself often.

About Me

I'm not an American, I'm not white, I'm not a girl...I'm not even sure I'm human.

My Interests

Helium balloons.

I'd like to meet:

The literally dead grandma.

Music:

My brand spanking new Walkman -- Yes, the portable cassette player.

Movies:

Only if I can be semi-naked.

Television:

For some reason it's been lacking in my life recently. And this I'm terribly ok with...

Books:

I need to build myself a library of my own. Shout out to Mom and Dad.

Heroes:

My parents.

My Blog

Which is all this to say

That my inability to express myself is throwing me into this unfeeling type depression, which I'm living with because I'm still paying for all the shit I need to and finally bringing in an income with...
Posted by el husserella on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 05:59:00 PST

I need to go surfing.

I am literally itching to go surf some big mushy waves. I mean BIG. Give me 10'-12' big rollers, easy paddle out, surfing over flat rock/reef, and my friend Chuck. The guy that first introduced me to ...
Posted by el husserella on Fri, 26 May 2006 10:34:00 PST

Fucked up note for the day

Take one.... I was on a conference call today designed to make us all jump like dogs at this *juicy* new job opportunity. Now, as irreverant as I may be, really, I don't believe anyone's shit....it do...
Posted by el husserella on Thu, 11 May 2006 11:14:00 PST

best head this side of town

t.i.t. apparently for five dollas, she's a two minute...bj.   i find these unsolicited stories about people i may never meet, delicious!
Posted by el husserella on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 10:04:00 PST

halfway home

to quitting smoking. capitals annoy me, if you take offense, fuck off. i seriously just packed a bowl because i didn't want to smoke a cigarette. yes. it's going to be my key in my (hopefully) valian...
Posted by el husserella on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 06:02:00 PST

I do not find Matthew B. Phillips

Matthew B. Phillips finds me. That's right boys and girls, my man is finally back in town!!! And yes, the news deserved a shriek of joy and some eye tearing. I'm just so stoked. I'm gonna hug him like...
Posted by el husserella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Friends

I love my friends, and they love me, We're just as close as we can be. And just because we really care, Whatever we get, we share! I got it from Agnes, She got it from Jim. We all agree it mus...
Posted by el husserella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oh boy!

osmodiar5: what if i can't make a life for myself this year? osmodiar5: what do i do? RUJeff80: CONFORM
Posted by el husserella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oy vey

So I decided that I'm overwhelmed by the negativity in my house. It's not totally directed at me, but it's everything. My mother's tone of voice, the way she is handling the dog. I mean, it's like she...
Posted by el husserella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST