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Michael

TOUCHED BY A PENIS AND I LIKE IT DO U?

About Me

I LOVE TO SUCK DICK AND MAKE MY MAN HAPPY IN DA PANTS OF COURSE AND I LOVE IT WHEN I GET TEA BAGGGED ALL DAY AND NIGHT AND I LOVE WAKIN UP IN THE MORNING WIT A BIG GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE WITH A SIDE OF COCK :) IT JUST MAKES MY DAY
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My Interests

I LOVE GIVING HEAD AND EATING FOOD AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE ITS SO EROTIC I LOVE TALKIN TO GUYS AND TAKIN THEM HOME TO FUCK ON DA FIRST NIGHT I LOVE HAVING BOOTY CALLS I LOVE PUTTIN WHIPED CREAM INBETWEEN MY BUTCHEEKS I LOVE DEEP THROUGHTING I LOVE IT WHEN MEN TAKE A DUMP ON MY CHEST UMM UMMMMMMMMM

I'd like to meet:

ID LIKE TO MEET ALL THE GAY MEN IN THE WORLD ESPICALLY ARNOLD SWARTINAGER BECAUSE I WANNA BE HIS UNIVERSE :)

MY EVERY DAY ACTIVITIES


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HOW GAY DO U THINK I AM??????????????????:) IF U THINK VERY LITTLE, U DONT KNOW ME AT ALL OH AND I FOGOT (PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS ROCKIN EVERYWHERE PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS ROCKIN EVERY WHERE PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENI
I COULD FIT 2 DICKS IN MY MOUTH
I COULD FIT 5 DICKS IN MY MOUTH
I COULD FIT 10 DICKS IN MY MOUTH
I COULD FIT 20 DICKS IN MY MOUTH
I COULD FIT 30 DICK IN MY MOUTH
I COULD FIT 0 DICKS IN MY MOUTH (YEAH RIGHT)
I COULD TOSS A MEAN SALAD
I LOVE GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS
I HAVE AIDS
I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A WOMEN (SO TRUE)


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Music:


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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: blue
Hair Color:: blond
Height:: 5 8inches
Favorite Color:: pink
Screen Name:: saladtosser4life05
Favorite Band:: brittany spears
Favorite Movie:: Broke back mountain
Favorite Show:: queer eye for the straight guy
Your Car:: shopping cart
Your Hometown:: Kansas
Your Present Town:: Houston
Your Crushes First Name:: Billy
Your Grade:: 10th
Your Style:: always homosexually and never straight cuz thats thte way i like it baby
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: yes
Kissed someone in the rain?: yes with john
Danced in a public place?: yes with john
Smiled for no reason?: yes
Laughed so hard you cried?: yes
Peed your pants after age 8?: yes
Written a song?: yes
Sang to someone for no reason?: yes
Performed on a stage?: yes
Talked to someone you don't know?: yes
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: yes
Made out in a theatre?: yes
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: yes
Been in love?: yes with john
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: john
Tell you, I love you?: john
Kiss you?: billy sorry john
Hug you?: john
Tell you BYE?: john
Write you a note?: john
Take your photo?: john
Call your cell phone?: billy :(
Buy you something?: john
Go with you to the movies?: john
Sing to you?: john
Write a poem about you?: john
Text message you?: john
Touch you?: john all night long :)
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: todya
Time you cried?: today
Movie you watched?: today
Joke you told?: today
Song you've sang?: today
Time you've looked at the clock?: today
Drink you've had?: today
Number you've dialed?: 1800 (dick in ass)
Book you've read?: (50 ways to plezz your man)
Food you've eaten?: does a home made twinkin count :) extra filling
Flavor of gum chewed?: cum flavored but it was cum so i guees no gum
Shoes you've worn?: steletoes
Store you've been in?: limited too
Thing you've said?: (jee willikers)!
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: not only write :)
Whistle?: yes while giving head
Blow a bubble?: not with gum but with u no wut :)
Roll your tounge in a circle?: my man loves it
Cross your eyes?: yes
Touch your tounge to your nose?: yes i have a BIG TOUNG
Dance?: yes the cha cha
Gleek?: idk
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: many times but not by my self :)
Speak a different language?: no
Impersonate someone?: yes (sailor, cop, doctor) :)
Prank call people?: yes
Make a card pyramid?: no
Cook anything?: no
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: mouth i would suck penis all day
I wish ...: i had 2 butholes cuz i love the feeling when im penetrated
So many people don't know that ...: I am gay
I am ...: a fuckin homosexuall so deal with it
My heart is ...: in the hands of my lover john
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Movies:

I LOVE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN BECAUSE ITS SO INSPRATIONAL AND IT MAKE ME CRY AND IT MAKES ME HORNY :)

Television:


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HOW DO I LOOK
DO I LOOK GAY????? :)
DO U THINK IM HOMOSEXUAL? :)
AM I STRAIGHT:::: LOL
DO U THINK IM HORNY RIGHT NOW??
DO U THINK I PEE ON MY SELF ALL THE TIME?
DO U THINK I SHOULD GET MY RIGHT EAR PEIRCE??
DO U THINK I COULD DEEP THROGHT A HOTDOG?
DO U THINK I HAVE SEX WITH MEN ALL DAY????
DO U THINK I HAVE GAY FRIENDS???
IM SO GAY I DONT CARE WUT U THINK SO DEAL WITH IT?


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Heroes:


Seeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Name: MICHAEL HEATH
Sex: MALE
Age: 15
When was the first time you had sex: 5 WITH THIS MAN WHO OFFERED ME CANDY
When was the last time you had sex: YESTERDAY WITH MY BOYFRIEND
Who was your first: JEFF, GREG, AND DILL AT THE SAME TIME :)
Who was your last: SUM STRANGER WHO CHARED ME 5$
Who was the best: SUM STRANGER WHO CHARED ME 10$
Who was the worst: SUM STRANGER WHO CHARGED ME 1$
Do you like sex: OMG!! YES I LOVE IT
Do you use toys: OMG!!! YES HOW DID U KNOW????
Do you like toys: DO U EVEN HAVE TO ASK? U NO I DO
what are your fetishes: I LIKE TO GET CUMMED IN MY MOUTH AND HAIR AND BELLY BUTTON
Would you ever
give head: ALL DAY AND EVERYDAY
eat out: NOT A WOMAN BUT A MAN HELLS YEA
do anal: MILLIONS OF TIMES ALREADY
finger: YES BUT IT COMES OUT ALL SHITTY
give a hand job: ATLEAST 3 TIMES A DAY
have a threesome: OMG!! LAST NIGHT WITH ME AND MY BROTHERS
foursome: YES BUT NOT SINCE A MONTH AGO AT THIS GAY MALE PRIDE PARADE
more: I CANT TAKE AN INFINATE AMOUNT OF DICK IN THE ASS SO YES
more things about you
how many times in one day have you had sex: 23.5
how many times a day do you like to have sex: ASS MUCH ASS I CAN UNTIL MY DICK FALLS OFF
how many times have youu sucked a dick: 94359554753745...................
ate out: 0 UNLESS YOUR TALKING ABOUT A MAN THEN 43543454.................
fucked: TO MANY TO COUNT
are you horny: ALWAYS HORNY I GOT A BONER RIGHT NOW
do you wanna be: I WOULD LOVE TO BE A GAY PORN STAR SO I COULD SUCK DICK ALL DAY AND TAKE IT IN THE ASS AND GET PAID ITS JUST LIKE DOING SUMTIN I LOVE FOR MONEY
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