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The Stos

After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough

About Me

I like Ben & Jerry's, the f-bomb, thrift stores, stickers, and my down comforters. I hate the religious right, mean strangers, dirty fingernails, and hot weather.Check out my art @http://pegasuspoet.deviantart.com

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My Interests

money women and fine cigars

I'd like to meet:

Billie Joe Armstrong. Ray Toro. Girard Way. Brandon Boyd. Josie Maran. Patricia Arquette. Shannyn Sossamon.

Music:

Bloc Party. OK Go. Head Automatica. Metric. We Are Scientists. Glassjaw. The Mars Volta. At The Drive-In. Jet. Muse. Green Day. Incubus. Coheed and Cambria. Cursive. Radiohead. System of a Down. Rooney. Panic! At the Disco. The Faint. Phantom Planet. Led Zepplin. Bjork. Portishead. DJ Shadow. The Used. My Chemical Romance. Alkaline Trio. Lorene Drive. Fall Out Boy. 30 Seconds to Mars. Santana (old school only). Queen. The Cardigans. A Perfect Circle. M83. Brand New. Say Anything. Halifax. Queens of the Stone Age. Thrice. Linkin Park. No Doubt. The Gorillaz. Brazil. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Rage Against The Machine. Audioslave. The Beatles. Ben Folds Five. Weezer. The Get Up Kids. Alien Ant Farm. Defacto. The Hal Al Shadad. Audiovent. Jurassic 5. N.E.R.D. Tenacious D. Ani DiFranco ...

Movies:

(In no particular order) Army of Darkness. Donnie Darko. Spirited Away. Princess Mononoke. Nausicca. Super Troopers. Harold and Kumar. Van Wilder. Harry Potter. Spider Man. X-MEN. The Big Lebowski. Hellboy. Titan A.E.. Unbreakable. The Sixth Sense. Signs. The Village. Cowboy Bebop. Fight Club. The Beach. Eternal Sunshine For the Spotless Mind. City of God. Amelie. Lord of the Rings. Snatch. Romeo and Juliet. The Princess Bride. Boondock Saints. The Usual Suspects. Castle In The Sky. Dead poets Society. Underworld. Vanilla Sky.

Television:

Family Guy. The Chapelle Show. South Park. Six Feet Under. Emeril Live. MythBusters. Full Metal Alchemist. Cowboy Bebop. Trigun. Futurama. Mind of Mencia.

Books:

The Dark Tower series, by Stephen King is the greatest work of fiction since The Book of Mormon. Stephen King is my daddy. The Farseer Saga. Harry Potter. Watership Down.

Heroes:

Athanasios Lymperopoulos, Drew Everett Phillips, Vincent Sparacino, Joseph Victor Rossi, Billie Joe, Joe Madureira, John Lennon, Achilles, Wolverine, anyone named Spike, The Dude, Stephen King, Bruce Campbell, Leonardo Da Vinci, Tyler Dirden, Samuel L. Jackson, Super Mario

My Blog

drunken one handed poker

i'm drunk and playing poker. i have one working hand. ... literally. i know have no good hands as far as poker goes.
Posted by The Stos on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:26:00 PST

My Valentine's Day Surgery

This is not some emo, melodramatic metaphor. I'm seriously going in for surgery on my wrist tomorrow. I broke it snowboarding on Saturday and tomorrow I get my metal parts installed. The words "pins" ...
Posted by The Stos on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:51:00 PST

When you rock as hard as me, there's consequences

If I didn't rock so hard I might be sad that I broke my guitar Rosalyn yesterday at a video shoot. I got it on video though and it shold be up on the Presents' page in the next few weeks. I was tryin...
Posted by The Stos on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

The Black Parade

I know a thing about contritionBecause i got enough to spareAnd i'll be granting your permission'Cause you haven't got a prayerWell I said hey hey hallelujahI'ma come on sing the praiseSo let the spir...
Posted by The Stos on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 12:17:00 PST

Is this persoanlity test accurate?

This make me seem like a stuck up little cry baby. Is that how i really am?! Jeez ... I'm really sorry you guys. But you know what you can do about it ... you can cry about it. Advanced Global Pers...
Posted by The Stos on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:01:00 PST

Myspace Fembots

Okay. Joe, you can back me up on this one.What the shit is the deal with these "women" on MySpace sounding totally horny and loney, having all guy friends (who are probably just as horny and lonely), ...
Posted by The Stos on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:28:00 PST

October's finale

What a crazy ass month. I've worked around 30+ days straight already and there's still 3 more to go. But it hasn't been all work, I've gotta say. Doing the Halloween Haunt at Valley Scare has been a p...
Posted by The Stos on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 08:42:00 PST

Hoo-di-hoooooooooo

I miss all my California friends and cohorts.I miss Audra especially. No offense, friends. She is simply the most beautiful and amazing woman I have ever known.
Posted by The Stos on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:22:00 PST

There is no point to this

I am tired.I miss my girl.I need an "f.b.t."I have watched too many depressing movies in the last week.But Fantastic Four was sweet teets.I am allergic to kiwis.I need a new video game.I spend way too...
Posted by The Stos on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:27:00 PST