Penis Slogans |
* The Absolut Vodka penis: It's absolut' perfection.* The Alkaseltzer penis: Pop, pop, fizz, fizz... Oh, what a relief it is...* The All-State penis: You're in good hands.* The American Express penis:...
Posted by Pure Romance By Lindsey on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 09:28:00 PST |
This is an Easy Choice! |
As a family owned and operated company; Pure Romance was created to offer women an educationally enriched environment where they feel safe to explore a wide array of topics, ask questions and get answ...
Posted by Pure Romance By Lindsey on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:47:00 PST |
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN |
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN1) NOT KISSING FIRST.Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes herfeel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your m...
Posted by Pure Romance By Lindsey on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:55:00 PST |
Strange Sex Laws |
I'm not sure how accurate these are, but they're pretty funny anyway! Enjoy! Thanks Marci!
-- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. (An asbestos one we pr...
Posted by Pure Romance By Lindsey on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:15:00 PST |
Secret To 69 |
SECRETS TO 69!The 69er got its name because the numbers are head-to-toe as you are when you're doing it! Put simply, it's a sexual position that allows each of you to give and receive oral sex simul...
Posted by Pure Romance By Lindsey on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:56:00 PST |
Female Joke |
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKEIt has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the ...
Posted by Pure Romance By Lindsey on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:10:00 PST |
Sex Fairy |
You have been blessed by the....Sex Fairy!!!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and sk...
Posted by Pure Romance By Lindsey on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:14:00 PST |
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Posted by Pure Romance By Lindsey on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:44:00 PST |
Tick Tock |
Well I am on my last week of my day job and then it is party central till the big move to Texas! I can't believe it is almost here, and man am I ready to get away from this cold. So much to do and so ...
Posted by Pure Romance By Lindsey on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:26:00 PST |
