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Colonel Kastner

Theres a Deaf-Mute in a Bunny Suit Workin The Bar!

About Me

Welcome dudes (and dudettes)to my profile. My name is Dave. Anyone who is anyone calls me nut. that is, if you're not anyone but are a person with a personable perforated personality then you should add me. I like the occasional party complete with keg. I'd like to get a custom beer boot with "class of 08" enscribed on it, but shipping from Germany costs alot. i'd also like to order a beer boot that could hold 10 liters of beer. Ham or bacon?

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The Black Dahlia Murder - Statutory Ape
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Suicide Silence - Destruction of a Statue
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My Interests

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Ladies, Guitars, Music, Music DVD's, Movies, FUSE, Concerts, Hunting, Bag-Tagging, Super Nintendo, Driving, Road Trips, Insense, Colors of Red and Black, Rapid City, Cooking, Watching Headbangers Ball, Couches, Relaxing.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Metal, Harcore and shit in between!Barry Manilow, As I Lay Dying, It Dies Today, Chimaira, Killswitch Engage, Slipknot, Ill'Nino, Static X, Older System of a Down, Darkest Hour, All That Remains, Unearth, Soulfly, The Agony Scene, 36 Crazyfists, Throwdown, House Eight, Freya, Arch Enemy, some Bleeding Through, Trivium, 40 Below Summer, Dropbox, Split Shift, Scars of Tomorrow, Machine Head, Spineshank, Korn, Sinai Beach, Smile Empty Soul, Mastodon, Nodes of Ranvier, some Brand New Sin, some Slayer, Skindred, Dew Scented, POD, Mudvayne, staind, God Forbid, Avenged Sevenfold(the old stuff was much better), Poison the Well, Strapping Young Lad, It Dies Today, Ill Nino, Chimaira, Lamb of God, Seether, Crossfade, Soil, Diecast, Shinedown, Metallica, Disturbed, Black Label Society, Narcotic Self, Dead Echoes, While Moments Pass, Sevendust, Chevelle, In Flmaes, Cradle of Filth, Children of Bodom, Into the Moat, Between the Buried and ME, Shadows Fall, The Black Dahlia Murder, The Haunted, Stone Sour, Caliban, Otep, Manntis, CYN, A Dozen Furies, Guilt By Association. i also like old school rock like: AC/DC, Lynard Skynnard, CCR, George Thorogood, Bob Segar, Rush, Black Sabbath, Tom Petty. I like some punk music as well and the bands are: The Dead 50's, and pennywise, and some Underoath(i don't think there punk, but i don't know what top put them under)

Movies:

Horror, Comedy, some action, war, music dvds : Team America, Thunderheart, Shaun of the Dead, Snatch, Sideways, Fight Club, Excorcism of Emily Rose, Passion of the Christ, South Park:Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Lewis Black: Black on Broadway, Darkest Hour: Party Scars and Prison Bars, Shadows Fall - Thae Art of Touring(Drunk and shitty in every city), Soulfy - The Song Remains Insane, Indiana Jones series, Farenheit 9/11, The 40 year old Virgin, Smoke Signals, Saving Private Ryan.

Television:

Family Guy is the best show ever. The Simpsons, South Park, Distraction, MTV2, FUSE, Headbanger's Ball, Uranium, History Channel, Myth Busters, MAD TV

Books:

The Da Vinvi Code, Ray Bradbury Books

Heroes:

Rip Taylor...heh heh