AGENT MERKâ„¢
I am James or Jimmy. Whatever.
I am your best night out.
I'm your biggest fan...
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I'm a prick. It's fine, I'm too certain that you love me to be concerned about whether I'm being polite.
Right this second, your girlfriend or boyfriend is on my profile because they're feeling lonely and need some "alone time".
I wish I was Lance Bass from N*Sync...
I'm a dancer yeah?
I like to sit on the windowsill at 3am and stare outside at foxes.
I also like to contemplate chasing them at 3am for about 20 minutes and then decide not to chase them.
I end up chasing them another 20 minutes later.
I ponder about what you may think are the most pointless things, but I see them differently. For example, is a Jaffa Cake a biscuit or a cake. Why is it called a pair of trousers when there is just one? Is a zebra white with black stripes, or black with white stripes?!
WHY DID THEY CANCEL THE A-TEAM!?
I do wonder what will happen in the future and what will happen to the world. But tbh I couldn't give a stuff. Global warming and all that other shit is going to have to wait because I'm FUCKIN' busy!
My mates are pricks. Ain't they sexy:
I've rambled on too much about myself. Wanna hear more?
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I love life.
