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Raoul Duke

We can't stop here... this is bat country.

About Me

My name is Kevin. Hello. How have you been? I fix computers for a living, and in my spare time I like to make movies. A couple of friends and I are responsible for the "A Lonely Ninja" series, so go check it out on YouTube. I dare you.

My Interests

Women; poker; making movies; driving; concerts; trying (and mostly failing) to make my friends laugh.

I'd like to meet:

Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Kenny Hotz and Spencer Rice, Yumi Stynes, Kevin Smith, Robert Rodriguez, Mena Suvari, Penn and Teller, David Cross, Mike Patton, Christian Bale, Johnny Depp, Rosario Dawson.


Music:

The 5.6.7.8's; Abbe May; Devendra Banhart; Beastie Boys; The Beatles; Beck; Ben Folds Five; Bjork; Blur; The Breeders; Kate Bush; Chingon; Claire Clarke; Jarvis Cocker; CSS; Daft Punk; The Dissociatives; Dizzee Rascal; The Donnas; DVDA; Faith No More; Fatlip; Lupe Fiasco; Flight Of The Conchords; Goldfrapp; Gomez; The Grates; PJ Harvey; The Hives; I Heart Hiroshima; Elton John; Paul Kelly; Led Zeppelin; John Lennon; Little Birdy; Machine Gun Fellatio; The Music; Sarah McLachlan; Minimoni; Morningwood; Mr. Bungle; Outkast; The Panda Band; Panic! At The Taco Bell; Peaches; Pinky Beecroft & The White Russians; The Polyphonic Spree; Primus; Prince; Prodigy; Pulp; The Punisherz; Queen; Queens Of The Stone Age; Rammstein; Red Hot Chili Peppers; Regurgitator; Rush; Scissor Sisters; Silverchair; Sugababes; TISM; VAST; Veruca Salt; Tom Waits; Weezer; We Three Sons; The White Stripes; Yeah Yeah Yeah's

Movies:

12 Monkeys; 2001: A Space Odyssey; Almost Famous; American Psycho; Bad Santa; Bad Taste; Batman Begins; Battle Royale; The Beach; Being John Malkovich; A Better Place; The Big Lebowski; Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey; Braindead; Brazil; Bulworth; Cannibal! The Musical; Chasing Amy; City Hunter; Clerks; Clerks 2; A Clockwork Orange; Cloverfield; Cube; Day Of The Dead; Dead Man; Death Proof; The Descent; Die Hard; Donnie Darko; Election; Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind; Eraserhead; The Evil Dead; Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas; Fight Club; Freaks; From Dusk Till Dawn; Goldeneye; Guitar Wolf: Wild Zero; Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle; Hedwig And The Angry Inch; Hellraiser; High Fidelity; I Heart Huckabees; Hot Fuzz; Inland Empire; Irreversible; Juno; Kill Bill; Kiss Kiss Bang Bang; Kung Pow: Enter The Fist; Last Action Hero; Little Shop Of Horrors; The Matrix; Monty Python's Life Of Brian; Lost Highway; The Man Who Wasn't There; Mulholland Drive; Oldboy; Once Upon A Time In Mexico; Planet Terror; Pulp Fiction; Reservoir Dogs; The Rocky Horror Picture Show; Shaun Of The Dead; The Shawshank Redemption; The Shining; Sin City; Sleepy Hollow; Snatch; Superbad; The Terminator; This Is Spinal Tap; Total Recall; Tromeo And Juliet; The Usual Suspects; Visitor Q; The Warriors

Television:

Arrested Development; Battlestar Galactica; Beavis And Butt-head; Black Books; The Boondocks; Buffy The Vampire Slayer; Celebrity Poker Showdown; Chappelle's Show; The Chaser's War On Everything; CNNNN; Curb Your Enthusiasm; Extras; Fawlty Towers; Flight Of The Conchords; Harvey Birdman; Kenny vs. Spenny; Lost; The Mighty Boosh; That Mitchell And Webb Look; The Mitchell And Webb Situation; Monty Python's Flying Circus; MXC; The Office; Peep Show; Penn & Teller's Bullshit; Seinfeld; The Simpsons; Six Feet Under; South Park; Survivor; Whose Line Is It Anyway?; Wonder Showzen

Books:

Clive Barker "The Hellbound Heart; Bret Easton Ellis "American Psycho"; Alex Garland "The Beach"; Stephen King "It"; Chuck Palahniuk "Haunted"; Kevin Smith "Silent Bob Speaks"; Hunter S. Thompson "Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas"

Heroes:

Robert Rodriguez; Trey Parker; Kenny Hotz; Christian Bale; Mike Patton; Yumi Stynes (and for brownie points, We Three Sons)

My Blog

No more Mr. Nice Guy

I'm tired. I have devoted my entire life to trying to be the nicest person I can, but I don't know if I can keep it up. It's get harder and harder every single day, because I try to be nice, but the r...
Posted by Raoul Duke on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 04:49:00 PST

Little Birdy in March

Please don't miss this one. It will make you hurt inside if you do. The kind of hurt that the world would have felt when John Lennon got shot and Yoko didn't take a single bullet. Just kidding, we al...
Posted by Raoul Duke on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 06:44:00 PST

Guitar Hero 3

For those of you who care about such things, and hopefully there are quite a few, 'Guitar Hero III: Legends Of Rock" comes out in 2 days, and I am on the verge of pissing my pants with excitement. Thi...
Posted by Raoul Duke on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 08:16:00 PST

Lonely Ninja 5 is born!

Hey guys. Sorry I haven't written anything in a long time. A combination of a temporary disenfranchisement with MySpace and a huge amount of laziness will do that. The reason I write now is that Tim a...
Posted by Raoul Duke on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:28:00 PST

Invade Rage

The ABC is offering what is quite possibly the greatest prize offered in any competition ever. The competition is called 'Invade Rage' and the prize is the chance to guest program Rage for one night. ...
Posted by Raoul Duke on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:54:00 PST

Hot Fuzz: review

Let me start by saying that when it comes to things like movies, or music, or whatever, one of my pet peeves is when a work is automatically compared to one or more previous works by the same person o...
Posted by Raoul Duke on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:06:00 PST

Britney Spears attempts suicide

A British tabloid has reported that Britney Spears tried to commit suicide whilst in rehab. Here's the article: Britney attempted suicide - report Keep in mind that this article is not stating these t...
Posted by Raoul Duke on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:07:00 PST

Big Day Out 2007

  In what has now become an annual tradition, I got my arse onto a train and headed 6 hours south to Sydney to attend that wonderful music festival we call the Big Day Out. This year, I original...
Posted by Raoul Duke on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:35:00 PST

Marriage (not mine)

So I have a friend, who I've been friends with since Kindergarten, so about 16 years. He called me yesterday and he told me that he proposed to his girlfriend of 7 years, and she said yes! This might ...
Posted by Raoul Duke on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 03:36:00 PST

The new tattoo

I got another tattoo today. Here it is: It's the logo for the band Little Birdy (yes, another band tattoo). Getting a tattoo on your hand is no way near as painful as getting it on your wrist. It was...
Posted by Raoul Duke on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:28:00 PST