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About Me

I am a career student. I've been in school way too long and I am finally going to graduate with a Ph. D. I dislike smart people. Even though I have to stand next to them everyday. Smart people make me mad. So mad I have to become one of them for them to dislike me back. And only then I will be satisfied. I dispise the rich. So naturally I must become one. Spiderman is the only man. The rest are girlmans. Tea Leoni is beautiful. Tela tequila is not. Ann Rice and her Vampire novels are interesting. So interesting I am willing to believe there are vampires. But they are fictional books. And there are no vampires. You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind. Cause if they don't want to dance and if they don't dance then they are no friend of mine.

My Interests

Owning a huge garden tub so that I could soak in it for 3 days. Tubs are so vital to sanity. Without garden tubs how can anyone keep going? Besides where else can you drool and fart to make yourself laugh.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Tim Burton. I'd like to know what is going on in his head and would like to give him some ideas. Maybe him and I could make the greatest movie.

Music:

Alternative Rock and other music that express real feelings like uncertainty, distrust, hate, and/or happiness. -- who wrote this? Wow that must have been someone bipolar. Crazy... just plain crazy.

Movies:

Fight Club - "Planet Starbucks."

Television:

3rd Rock from the Sun (if they only brought it back) "Hail High Commander"

Books:

I, Vampire by Michael Romkey and the rest of his novels. (It brings me hope. ) Ann Rice novel collection

Heroes:

Gisela, Nappa, and Nixon. Without them I wouldn't know where to start. Oh and you