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Mr. Softy

I'm soft inside

About Me

I like beer, smokes and lovin'... You aught to know I'm great in bed. I love to cuddle.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mr. Softy
Birthday: Febuary 14th, 1985
Birthplace:
Current Location: In Liz's Arms
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: White
Height: 1 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm good with both ;)
Your Heritage: I've always been stuffed.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Some hooker boots
Your Weakness: A good dance off
Your Fears: To lose my skills
Your Perfect Pizza: All black olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find another cute softy out there
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fu
Thoughts First Waking Up: DAMN
Your Best Physical Feature: my yellow horn
Your Bedtime: whenever I want baby
Your Most Missed Memory: When I was first stuffed
Pepsi or Coke: Coac
MacDonalds or Burger King: Bugger King
Single or Group Dates: More the welcome
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: No tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: I like my coffee black
Do you Smoke: fo sho
Do you Swear: hell motha fuckin yea
Do you Sing: only George Michael
Do you Shower Daily: never
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: for pimptology
Do you want to get Married: not right now
Do you belive in yourself: of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes i do
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yes baby
Are you a Health Freak: not any more
Do you get along with your Parents: i've never met them
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes i enjoy them very much
Do you play an Instrument: the skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ooooo yea
In the past month have you Smoked: weed- of course
In the past month have you been on Drugs: you tell me
In the past month have you gone on a Date: several
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: where do you think i meet my hoes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: double stuff
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nah
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no never
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes you wanna cum
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i'm a good boy
Ever been Drunk: i am now
Ever been called a Tease: only on fridays
Ever been Beaten up: i've been kidnapped
Ever Shoplifted: well there was that one time in vegas....
How do you want to Die: with a beer in my hand in my lazy boy watching the game
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: alive
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: pink
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: 6 to 8 inches
Weight: .5 lbs
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: some
Number of CDs I own: none
Number of Piercings: doesn't matter
Number of Tattoos: it's all on you baby
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothin
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My Interests

Non fat chicks

I'd like to meet:

The California Raisins and Bill Murray

Music:

George Michael all day all night

Movies:

Toy Story and any thing sexy

Television:

Power Rangers, Night Rider and Conan

Books:

Kama sutra

Heroes:

David Hasselhoff