Ash, Double Brown Binger

Hello boys and girls. I be named Ash, or for you who are FUCKING ASSHOLES, Ashley. Now, lemme tell you a bit about myself. When the shit hits the fan, I run away screaming "NOT AGAAAAAAAAAIN!!!" and then go masturbate silently in the corner hoping nobody will see me. But seriously now... I am 18 years old (which means I can fuck, look at porn, drink beer, smoke [unfortunately not marijuana because the government is FUCKING IGNORANT], and get a credit card, well if baycorp wasnt after me that is). I live out west in Kumeu, after recently being kicked out of the legendary flat No. 62 Chorley Avenue for reasons Im not prepared to discuss with little gnomes like yourselves. I used to be in a band called End the Day, but i had a fringe so they kicked me out. But no matter, I am currently working hard with my butthole associates from A Poison Heart (my original band) to put enough material together to play shows. Even though we still need a vocalist (message me if you can scream, preferrably a low scream like the new Misery Signals singer). I have an absolutely daaaaaaarling girlfriend who is named Sophie (well actually her first name is Ashlee, isnt that fucking coincidental) and she is one of the best things in my life right now. She doesnt like feet and drinks alot. This year Im hoping to do Audio Engineering at SAE while working for Hell Pizza. Btw, if your in the Hendo area order a pizza from Hell, request me to deliver it then tip me generously, I am so poor :(. Anywho the Datura is boiling over, I better go tend to it and brew it. fuck you fuckers. I created my profile with Myspace Layouts+