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polar beard

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

hahahhaahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
firefox = browser

My Interests

dirt and worms ...oh and polar bears.i enjoy invading host cells and reproducing inside themn

I'd like to meet:

ghost hunters. bowlers. howlers. growlers and prowlers. doughnuts. polar bears.

Music:

dun dun dunnnnnnnn !!

Movies:

coen.brothers* wes.anderson*

Television:

house heroes

Books:

the.fan.man dante's.inferno choke fight.club

Heroes:

ruben gonzales, ibrahim ferrer, compay segundo, eliades ochoa, omara portuondo, barbarito torres, manuel mirabal, salvador labrada, amadito valdez

polar bears.

My Blog

magic fireflies and telepathic smokers.

i wish i had a little dragon fly that stayed on my shoulder that translated everything for me ... you know like if i want to say something in another language it would just fly up close to my ear and ...
Posted by polar beard on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:32:00 PST

salvia

inhale sit back "i know i know - the fish ... the fish the fish THE WALRUS LOOK LOOOK THE WALRUS" as i watch dr. seuss's "The Lorax"uh oh what will tiffany think, she doesnt know i just smoked some sa...
Posted by polar beard on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:20:00 PST

decapiticational

so last night i had this crazy crazy dream and i dont remember a lot of it but basically there was just a lot of gore and the thing i remember most (this is right before i woke up i think) was this on...
Posted by polar beard on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:44:00 PST

ortho-what !? x________________X

i heard someone say OrthoDENTIST and i was like WHAT? have i been saying it wrong the whole time ?nope....
Posted by polar beard on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:11:00 PST

wainer

OUTER SPACE PAJAMA DANSE !!!!
Posted by polar beard on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:06:00 PST

da muziks

i have been recording a little in the past few weeks.
Posted by polar beard on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:54:00 PST

milk

and cookie.
Posted by polar beard on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:56:00 PST

surreal ... ?

no, just cereal.
Posted by polar beard on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST

japanese business men and daps

dream:i dont remember a whole lot of details but basically i'm at work and im running around cause theres a lot of things going on. i'm running upstairs for something and halfway up the stairs i run i...
Posted by polar beard on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:41:00 PST

shreams

so i dozed off last night around 12 something on the couch. my head was right next to penny's ... possibly our craniums (SLDN?) we're touching. anyways. i had the weirdest dream and i think it was a s...
Posted by polar beard on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:59:00 PST