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Effin Abehole

kind of like woody allen in a balaclava...

About Me

"I know people will always have trouble understanding just what brings a person to behave the way that I and people like me behave, what makes us do the sort of things we do. I can't answer for anybody else, and I suspect that all our answers would be different anyway, but in my case it's pretty straightforward: I like the idea of adventure, and I feel bad unless I'm doing good."

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My Interests

absurdism, tattoos, international intrigue, human rights, pudding, beatings by angry mobs, anarchism, activism, spooning, satire, breaking stuff, fixing stuff (usually not the same stuff), freeing palestine, theoretical physics, gonzo journalism, radical jewish history, banana shakes, artaudian cruelty, detournement, bubby, staple guns, box wine, lentil soup, yiddish, voter intimidation, taoism, newcastle, photoshop, elective surgery, anarcho-syndicalism, anarcha-feminism, anarcho-anarchism, dancing badly, defacing subway posters, benzocaine, german rockabilly bars, mugging for airport security cameras


I am 42% Geek.
. You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing. Take the
Geek Test
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I am 49% Punk Rock.
. Well, I may know what punk is, but... Okay maybe some people think I am punk, but is that enough? Nope. Take the
Punk Rock Test
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I am 66% Asshole/Bitch.
. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
@ FualiDotCom

I'd like to meet:

travelling companions, co-conspirators, doomed poets, doomed baristas, anarcho-yiddishists, gonzo journalists, arms dealers, bandmates, sherpas, and your mom

You Are 79% New Jersey!

You are definitely Jersey. Well done, my friend. You are most likely from this great state, and you fit right in. Odds are, you love being Jersey!

How New Jersey Are You?



Which John Cusack Are You?

Music:

against me!, al green, aretha franklin, b-52s, bad religion, the beach boys, beck, bhom shankar, big chief, bikini kill, bis, black eyes, black sabbath, blind melon, blondie, bob marley, boogie down productions, buddy holly, captain beefheart, charles mingus, cibo matto, clash, coasters, confunktion, coup, curtis mayfield, david bowie, david edelstadt, dead kennedys, dead milkmen, dead prez, del shannon, descendents, devo, dick dale, digital underground, doors, dread fabrik, drifters, duane eddy. eclectics, eddie cochrane, elvis costello, esquivel, erik petersen, faint, frankie lymon, frank zappa, fred stanton, fugazi, fugs, fun machine, gene vincent, germs, gil scott-heron, green beret, howlin' wolf, hunchback, international noise conspiracy, james brown, jimi hendrix, john lee hooker, john zorn, joy division, karsh kale, khantra, krs-one, l7, larry chance & the earls, le tigre, lightnin' hopkins, link wray, lolo project, magnet city kids, matmos, mc5, measles-mumps-rubella, medu netr, mephiskapheles, miles davis, minutemen, mischief brew, misfats, misfits, mr. lif, mohammed rafi, moondog, mos def, mouse on mars, need new body, nine inch nails, nirvana, norm fox & the rob roys, the orphans, p-funk, peggy lee, peter tosh, phenomenauts, pixies, plan a project, platters, public enemy, rage against the machine, reverend horton heat, rick james, ronny & the daytonas, rza, saul williams, screamin' jay hawkins, sleater-kinney, social distortion, stevie wonder, rancid, roots, sublime, supersuckers, talib kweli, thelonius monk, they fought back, thoughtbreakers, tortoise, velvet underground, warren zevon, wesley willis, willie dixon, wu tang clan, yma sumac

Movies:

the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the eighth dimension, amadeus, american beauty, barton fink, beavis & butthead do america, the big lebowski, brazil, cube, dark city, donnie darko, edward scissorhands, falling down, fear & loathing in las vegas, ghost world, golden gate, heathers, hell in the pacific, manhunter, mars attacks, metropolis, the name of the rose, office space, rivals, tank girl, they live, welcome to the dollhouse

Television:

Biker Billy Cooks with Fire

Books:

artaud, nietzche, rocker, kropotkin, bukowski

Heroes:


plus the following:
abbie hoffman 1936 - 1989
leila khaled 1944 -
nikola tesla 1856 - 1943
bobby seale & huey newton 1936 - & 1942 - 1989
julian beck 1925 - 1985
alfred jarry 1873 - 1907
srininvasa ramanujan 1887 - 1920
carlo giuliani 1978 - 2001
rudolf rocker 1873 - 1958
faris odeh 1985 - 2000
dr. hunter s. thompson 1937 - 2005
tom hurndall 1981 - 2004
tupac amaru ii d. 1572
joe hill 1879 - 1915
shawn timothy nelson 1960 - 1995
antonin artaud 1896 - 1948
mordechai anielewicz 1920 - 1943
david edelshtat 1866 - 1892
1879 - 1919
farouk abdel-muhti 1947 - 2004 murdered by the state
rachel corrie 1979 - 2003
brian avery 1979 -
fred hampton 1948 - 1969
niomke friedman
jordan feder 1980 - 2003 you will be avenged
rabbi michael weissmandel 1903 - 1956
Matt "One Ugly Mother" Schwartz 1982 - 2004 sorry i couldn't write on your corpse. we miss you, man...

My Blog

Four Hundred Demonstrators Swarm New Brunswick to Protest Abe's 29th Birthday

Four Hundred Demonstrators Swarm New Brunswick to Protest Abe's 29th Birthdayby New Jersey Squalidarity - Activists for Punching Abe Really Hard in the NutsAfter student walkout, protesters take downt...
Posted by Meen Erh Abe on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:28:00 PST

What's in a name?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=abe
Posted by Meen Erh Abe on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:56:00 PST

From the (Hackensack) River to the Sea

http://electronicintifada.net/v2/article6611.shtmlFrom the (Hackensack) River to the Sea: Activists protest settlement real estate sale in New JerseyAndrew Muhab El-Kadi and Abraham Greenhouse, The El...
Posted by Meen Erh Abe on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:26:00 PST

the sun never sets on the british empire...

...nor does it ever rise.a planned british airways strike, averted at the last minute, caused my connecting flight from london back to the states to be delayed by two days, so i'm in london briefly to...
Posted by Meen Erh Abe on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:13:00 PST

leila khaled writes in purple ink

having had only sporadic internet access, and limited time, since arriving here in nairobi, i'm posting a blog that represents a departure from my usual gonzo journalism style, instead just offering a...
Posted by Meen Erh Abe on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:12:00 PST

Bad Momofuku

  Inventor of instant noodles dies at 96 Sat Jan 6, 6:02 AM ET TOKYO - Momofuku Ando, the Japanese inventor of instant noodles  a dish that has sustained American college students for decad...
Posted by Meen Erh Abe on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:10:00 PST

of groceries, big hats, and mahmoud ahmadinejad

so the other night, i'm standing in my mom's kitchen, when she motions for me to come over and look at the newspaper she's reading. "this is about the holocaust denial conference in iran", she says.&n...
Posted by Meen Erh Abe on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:21:00 PST

I Want To Die With My Boots On (So Anarcho-Punks Can Draw On Me)

With the recent murder of NYC Indymedia's Brad Will, I've been thinking about this song a lot. Like most of my songs, I wrote it over a long period of time, finishing it up just about a year ago. It s...
Posted by Meen Erh Abe on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:18:00 PST

Beards and Guns

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/08 /21/wmid321.xmlBarber jokes on the battlefieldBy Adrian Blomfield in Srifa(Filed: 21/08/2006)If you ignored the plastic bag filled with hand...
Posted by Meen Erh Abe on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:12:00 PST

"It's the Beginning of a New Era Under Abe"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5380366.stmShinzo Abe bows after being voted in as Japan's Prime MinisterShinzo Abe took a bow after the results were announcedJapan's parliament has elected Sh...
Posted by Meen Erh Abe on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:54:00 PST