A few words to let you into the torrent of insanity in my brain.
I swear to all the gods if someone else says I look like Mark from Rent I will hunt them down and kill them. I am so over Rent like 6 years ago!!
Doing my part to keep the population in check since 1984! Do forget to do your part, turn a straight boy gay today!
Nerds are infectious. I think I'm catching it. Must do a will save against becoming a nerd...FUCK!! At least I have a good charisma score to cover for it. +3 to my diplomacy and perform checks bitch!
Recent studies have shown that semen is an antidepressant. Semen ingested into the body produces chemicals to keep you from being sad. Anyone wanna keep me from being depressed?
Did I mention I can't spell?
I used to work at a tech support center, so I am well aware that stupid people do in fact populate most of the world. Proving Darwin wrong because smart people know how to use birth control effectively, and do not want parasites feeding off them, not only for 9 months, for a good 18-20 years. Did I mention it left me a little bitter toward the human race?
Love is far too complicated. Keeping others from harm while trying to keep yourself from harm, wanting to trust scared to try for fear of yet another heartache. It's all bullshit. I've loved, I've lost, I will love again. Nothing can stop the power of love except your own damn fear. Don't fear it, it's only good for you.
My ego is almost too large, but too keep it in check I just look in a mirror and go "Look you have 3 new bruises from performing and a new set of zits for not getting all the make-up off from the last show." It tends to shutdown any ego trips I could have had.
I've been doing Rocky Horror for what feels like a lifetime. It has brought me several friends, fans and joy to my life. I would not be the same person without my fans. All of my performances are for you. *hearts*
Emphysema says hello...and to bring her some nicotine before she goes on a killing spree. No really, bring me nicotine to give her! Menthol if you have it, you don't know what it's like living with a drag queen on the edge! I fear for the safety of others. Shoes with more than a one inch heel should have to have a permit to be purchased, I swear it's a weapon she will quickly use if she is having any sort of nic-fit. Save yourself, and save others, just buy me a pack of smokes. It's cheaper than the medical bills from the hospital you would, no doubt, receive.
I get henna tattoos that say "FOREVER". I let you draw on me. I'll tell you the same things when I'm drunk as when I'm sober, you just might hear more of them if I have alcohol. Mostly cause if I have alcohol I tend to be louder. Pot is fun like once every 3 months or so, more than that and it's just a waste of time and money. I offer only me, but you never know, I could be more.
Life is better with friends...and Fight Club...but you have to watch that in your underwear...so life is better with nearly naked friends. Which would explain why I love doing Rocky Horror with The Richweirdoes.
Now get off the fucking computer and just stop by my fucking house!! I'd rather see you in person than talk on the phone or interweb.
I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !
BTW...I do drag...
Yeah, she has her own myspace. Look up Emphysema. She's the one I warned you about.
