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The Red-headed Step-Child

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm currently a glorified librarian at a record store, I sing, I write, I manage to get hit in the face by strangers a lot...I have an unhealthy obsession with Chuck Taylor hi-tops, foreign films, cock rock and certain reputable doctors of journalism. I'm addicted to caffine, alcohol, nicotine and early morning evangalist programs...I have played chess with death 3 times Von Sydow style and am hoping for a 4th shot. I recently recovered from a crippling addiction to Love and have become a much better person for it - I am now an asshole like the rest of them - either that or it was because I attempted to quit smoking. I am planning to become a student again - mainly for the bus fare and the cheap submarine sandwiches - but attempting to be motivated is also in there somewhere...I like mine toasted PS. I want to wear eyeliner and bitch about how terrible my life is but I just don't have the fringe for it - all the cool kids steal the best rock t-shirts...f**king kids...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Gene Simmons - just to ask him why he can't leave it the f**k alone...

Music:

Mike Patton, Iron Maiden, Frank Zappa, Andrew Bird's Bowl of Fire, Elvis Costello, Muddy Waters, Dresden Dolls, Asylum Street Spankers, Captain Beefheart, The Sparks, Queen, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Muse, Strapping Young Lad, Radiohead, Public Enemy, Alice in Chains, Butthole Surfers, Ween, Pantera, Motorhead, Mad Season, Temple of the Dog, Tom Waits, Therion, The Kinks, Primus, Kyuss, The Gin Club, The Pogues, The Tigerlillies, Devin Townsend, Motley Crue, Thin Lizzy, Suicidal Tendencies, David Bowie, Oingo Boingo, The Ramones, The Clash,...and the list goes on

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead, Delamorte Delamore, The Seventh Seal, Delicatessin, The Thing, Audition, Sunset Boulavard, The Third Man, The Four Feathers (Original), Visitor Q, Ichi the Killer, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, Casablanca, Ed Wood, The Cremator, The Exorcist, Blood Simple, Shallow Grave, O Brother Where Art Thou, Dead or Alive (the japanese one - not the titties/ fighting one), Fudoh, Violent Cop, Brazil, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 12 Monkeys, Open Your Eyes, Subway, The Professional, 5 Obstructions, Vanishing Point, New York Doll, Paradise Lost, Brother, Sin City, El Mariachi, Barton Fink, City of Lost Childeren, Jackie Brown...you know what...I should stop now...

Television:

Dexter, Burn Notice, Robot Chicken, Harvey Birdman, The Wire, Sopranos, Lost, Oz, 21 Jump Street (shut up..), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Staurday Night Live, The Tick, League of Gentlemen, Spaced, Brass Eye, The IT Crowd, Nathan Barley, Masters of Horror, Tales from the Crypt...

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Mike Patton, Frank Zappa, Dr. Hunter S Thompson, Tom Wolfe, Jack Kerouac, Jean-Luc Godard (not Picard fuckers...), Ralph Steadman...and Anthony Robbins :P

My Blog

Corey Worthington : The Biggest Fuckwit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVDs_Pu80J8 ...
Posted by The Red-headed Step-Child on Tue, 13 May 2008 05:38:00 PST

Eurotrash - Leaving the Praha massive and my plane caught fire...

I wanna go back right now... My dealer CJ kept me company on the last night with some treats, and decided to head to the airport with me - all well and good, but 6' 2" black guys tend to have only one...
Posted by The Red-headed Step-Child on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:36:00 PST

Eurotrash - Escape from Budapest

So, Hungary didn't turn out the way I would have liked... Budapest is beautiful, don't get me wrong but what does it say about a city when the ONLY person I met that DIDN'T try to fuck me was a drug d...
Posted by The Red-headed Step-Child on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 08:06:00 PST

Eurotrash - Pragues Aftermath

My 2 day send off from Prague involved the following...36 litres of beer, 4 8-balls, 10 pills, 5 packs of smokes, 12 joints, 15 bars, a beer hall, 7 Americans, a Polack, an Englishman, a Frenchman, 4...
Posted by The Red-headed Step-Child on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:14:00 PST

Eurotrash - "Can I get the Czech please...?"

...I actually asked that at a resteraunt before I realised...It's been possibly the most fun I have had so far. Prague is a non stop bender, a liver destroying, substance fest which sadly ends tomorr...
Posted by The Red-headed Step-Child on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 07:30:00 PST

Eurotrash - A change of plans...

Hey all...My next stop was going to be Belgrade...not anymore.  All hell as broken loose and it's no longer safe to go there.  Kosovo had declared independence and the Serbians didn't really...
Posted by The Red-headed Step-Child on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:38:00 PST

Eurotrash - an update

Hey all... I haven't been able to write anything as I have been so flat out, so I guess I am writing this to let most people who I haven't had the chance to talk to know that I am actually still alive...
Posted by The Red-headed Step-Child on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:48:00 PST

VOTE FOR WAMMO!

Hey all, just passing on a bulletin from everyone's favourite drunken Texan :PIf he's not your favourite drunken texan, Check outwww.myspace.com/wammowww.myspace.com/asylumstreetspankers They will be y...
Posted by The Red-headed Step-Child on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 05:39:00 PST