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Sir Pan, Keeper of the Lion's Pineal Glandâ„¢

I am Pan. Pan I am.

About Me

It's complicated. I am a Discordian, research it and then you can ask me questions.
I am Pan.
BEHOLD THE SACRED CHAO!!!
P A N P A N P A N P A N P A N P A N P A N P A N P A N Click here to get Falling Objects P A N P A N P A N P A N P A N P A N P A N P A N P A N P A N P A N P A N P A N P A N P A N
LOOK! It's Michael Wonka Jackson, LOL!!!!
If I have friend requested you that means that somehow I feel that you will fit into my crazy insane world of total randomness!!!
For those who kept insisting I write SOMETHING about myself, and because I'm tired of writing it in messages, here it goes:
I'm CRAZY, NUTS and TOTALLY INSANE. That said, I'm an all around easy going person, I have never hated a single person in my ENTIRE life. I get along with EVERYONE. Yes, I am bisexual but I am a typical guy. I like guy things like sittin back watchin a basketball game and drinkin a beer. 90% of my friends are str8. That does not mean I won't be your friend if you are gay, it just means that we might not have more in common than the pleasure of sucking C*CK. If you are a str8 dude and I have friend requested you, it does NOT mean I am trying to hook up with you!!!!(read above comment on friend requests)
Ok, back to my level of insanity. I like to have fun, actually, let me rephrase that, I LOVE to have WILD, CRAZY, RANDOM, UNIQUE, and WACKED OUT FUN!!!! Be prepared for that if we ever plan on chilling together.
I am most likely the MOST OPEN MINDED PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET. You don't think so? We'll see.
For those into astrology: I am a Libra with Leo rising, Leo moon and Venus in Sagitarius, that explains A LOT.
I am a NYC club kid, and ALWAYS will be! I love nyc deep house! That does NOT mean that's all I love. I have the most diverse taste in music. There is not a category of music I do not like. You don't think so? We'll see.

Don't ask me what my favorite ____ is because I do not believe in having a favorite anything. I feel that it limits you as an individual.
I will try ALMOST anything at least once, if I like it, I'll do it again, if I don't like it, I won't.
Things I like are:
NJ NETS, Basketball, fishing, hiking, dancing, clubbing, acting, beaches, thrill rides, free drugs, getting wrecked out of my mind, nature, cats(I have four), animals, snakes, FROGS(my obsession), music(house, techno, punk, alternative, reggae, reggaeton, salsa, calypso, classic rock, metal, jazz, classic jazz, classical, new age, rap, country...etc..), the occult, astrology, tarot cards, religions, asian arts, japanese culture, and the list goes on and on and on and on....

You're A Crazy Drunk
When you drink, you get wrecked - and it ain't pretty. What Kind of Drunk Are You?
I edited my profile at MsPremade.com . check out these Myspace Layouts!
The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save ur smile!
Your Birthdate: October 20
You're a dynamic, charismatic person who's possibly headed for fame.
You tend to charm strangers easily. And you usually can get what you want from them.
Verbally talented, you tend to persuade people with your speaking and writing.
You are affectionate and loving, but it's hard for you to commit to any one relationship.
You are a virtual roller coaster of emotions, and most people enjoy the ride.
Your mood tends to set the tone of the room, and when you're happy, this is a good thing.
When you get in a dark mood, watch out - it's very hard to get you out of it.
It's sometimes hard for you to cheer up, and your gloom can be contagious.
Your strength: Your warm heart
Your weakness: Trouble controlling your emotions
Your power color: Black
Your power symbol: Musical note
Your power month: February What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
7You are outgoing and playful - always seeing the happy side to life.You're enthusiastic and excitable. You love anything new.Multi-talented, you do many things well... and find success easy.You prefer to keep things light with others. Opening up is hard for you. What number are you?
Dayummmm we look SO cute!!
This pic taken Thurs 7/6 at Colo
My World Visitor Map!

My Interests

Even MORE complicated.

Pan's sexual nickname:

"Master-of-Ceremonies"

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I'd like to meet:


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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic || 10%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse || 10%
Cautiousness |||||| 30%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||| 30%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Shake What Yo Mama Gave Ya !!! -



I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Music:






You are the Moon card. Entering the Moon we enter
the intuitive and psychic realms. This is the
stuff dreams are made on. And like dreams the
imagery we find here may inspire us or
torment us. Understanding the moon requires
looking within. Our own bodily rhythms are
echoed in this luminary that circles the
earth every month and reflects the sun in its
progress. Listening to those rhythms may
produce visions and lead you towards insight.
The Moon is a force that has legends attached
to it. It carries with it both romance and
insanity. Moonlight reveals itself as an
illusion and it is only those willing to work
with the force of dreams that are able to
withstand this reflective light. Image from:
Stevee Postman. http://www.stevee.com/

Which Tarot Card Are You?
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Movies:




CAN YOU FEEL THE MUSIC KIDDIES???
Peter Pan LOVES music!!!

Television:


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Get Yo Freak On!!! -



Books:


You Are 100% Psychic
You are so very psychic.
But you already predicted that, didn't you?
You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others.
You're very tapped into the world around you...
Just make sure to use your powers for good! Are You Psychic?

Heroes:


You Are 18 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?





My Blog

My Personal 9/11 Experience...

This is a repost of the blog I posted last year on the 5 year anniversary. This is what I, Peter experienced FIRST HAND on 9/11: At this time 6 years ago, I was living in Newark, NJ.  My bac...
Posted by Sir Pan, Keeper of the Lion's Pineal Gland" on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:47:00 PST

Swamping my Bulletins!!!!

Ok, I am SICK of people that swamp my bulletins with DOZENS of the same fuckin bulletin every 20 seconds.  Those people WILL be deleted. much luv Pan
Posted by Sir Pan, Keeper of the Lion's Pineal Gland" on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 05:01:00 PST

My Own Words of Wisdom

  You've got to have faith in your reality and reality in your faith.   -Pan...
Posted by Sir Pan, Keeper of the Lion's Pineal Gland" on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:57:00 PST

Bhuddist Quote of the Day

"The whole world is you.  Yet you keep thinking there is something else."Hsueh-Feng
Posted by Sir Pan, Keeper of the Lion's Pineal Gland" on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:20:00 PST

How to get OUT of Depression

A friend recently wrote me asking for some advice on how to get out of a bout of depression.  My response is pretty universal and works for almost everyone:   Think about this.  If you ...
Posted by Sir Pan, Keeper of the Lion's Pineal Gland" on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:00:00 PST

This IS New York City BITCH!!!!!!

Aight, so I might have JUST quit my job in NYC earlier this week.  But I am STILL only a train ride away bitches!!! I plan on doing JUST as much partying in Manhattan as I have ALWAYS done, so do...
Posted by Sir Pan, Keeper of the Lion's Pineal Gland" on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:27:00 PST

NEW JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so .. was w..thout a job for all of only 3 days!  .. th..nk that's a record for me, lol.  ..'m pretty damn happy, .. got a new job! Only problem ..s that .. don't start t....
Posted by Sir Pan, Keeper of the Lion's Pineal Gland" on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST

NO JOB!!!

Ok, so I quit my job today. Nothing lined up, no new job to go to.  Just str8 up QUIT. I feel SO relieved! I feel AMAZING! I've said it before, and I'll say it again, don't EVER stay at a job you...
Posted by Sir Pan, Keeper of the Lion's Pineal Gland" on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 03:12:00 PST

Positive Thoughts

Ok, so I'm coming out of a slump. I've stopped drinking. I've been on an amazing diet, looking good again. Now I can clear my mind.  And once again, like the Phoenix, rise from the ashes of destr...
Posted by Sir Pan, Keeper of the Lion's Pineal Gland" on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:36:00 PST

Gray Days...

Ok, so, a wise man once said, "Practice what you preach." Why am I having so much trouble doing that right now??? Anyone who knows me personally, or from my blogs, knows that I tend to have a positive...
Posted by Sir Pan, Keeper of the Lion's Pineal Gland" on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:03:00 PST