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Condor O'Nutzy

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About Me

I worship satan and enjoy late 70's French gay porn.....I'm also increadibly sarcastic.One day I will start my dream band that will be titled: TeddyBear Gangbang featuring Pope Messerschmitt IV and the Nell Carters. Satan will be proud.There are those who say the glass is half full, others say it is half empty, I say it is a half glass of fuckin' water either way so who cares. Drink it and move on with your life. Unless it's well water-maybe I'll give it to Nell Carter.

My Interests

Primarily music, history, politics, interesting elements of science.

I'd like to meet:

You know the guy who wrote the Nabisco theme song? That's the guy I would like to meet.

Music:

In one day I will listen to Beethoven, Herbie Hancock, Death Cab, Suffocation, System of a Down,....anything with any sort of true intensity.

Movies:

Saving Private Ryan, Resivoir Dogs, A Very Long Engagement, Way of the Gun....

Television:

Daily Show, Colbert Report, Lost, 24, History channel, and really nothing else, accept Bears, Bulls, and White Sox.

Books:

Nothing specific, assorted political science and history books. I do have quite a passion for counter-factual history(world renouned historians theorizing about what MIGHT have happened if something was different). For instance, "No Crucifiction, Christ grows to be an old man" is one of my personal favorites.

Heroes:

"There are no heroes-only people who are too scared, hungry, destitute, or desperate to care about whether or not they live or die".Maybe the Nabisco guy. 2 seconds of music leading to a lifetime of wealth? Yeah-I'll have on of those thank you.

My Blog

Fucking Anime Chicks

What's with that fucking high pitched "I'm about to constantly die" voice that at least one chick in every animae film has?  It makes fucking crazy.  Sometimes I'll even get drawn into one f...
Posted by Condor O'Nutzy on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:58:00 PST

Necessary Improvements in Pornography

Without question, pornography is one of the greatest inventions of all time.  The constant and unforgiving sex drive of the human male owes many thanks to the relief and entertainment value ...
Posted by Condor O'Nutzy on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:38:00 PST