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About Me

Im looking to meet new people and have some fun. Nothing serious. I just want someone that will make me say uhhhh uhhhh na na na na. I love to rollerskate nude in my basement, and i still trade pokemon cards for fun. I enjoy vacations in trailorparks and anything involving food. I have been working in the porn industry as an artistic stylist for the past 4 years. I would rather meet people over the internet bc meeting people face to face is so impersonal. Meeting on the internet is WAY more socially acceptable.

My Interests

larger men and women, greeting cards, condiments on my body, pornography, body hair, skanky girls, dominating anyone, granny undies are freakin hot, easy women, easy men. Stupid people are also a plus. Dont like anyone that is too smart. If you can out think me i might blow a fuse.

I'd like to meet:

anyone that would like to meet me! People that have the same problem i do...elephantitis of the testicles. i am also looking for people that would like to hang out when i am in the area. In addition i like men that are over the age of 25 and live in their parents basements. Other people that like the thrill of eating 2 week old left overs just to see how much havock it can produce on your intestinal tract.

Movies:

PORN

Television:

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My Blog

PLEASE READ ME

Dear Idiots, Myspace is lame. This site is a JOKE. Ha ha funny. There is sarcasm spread on like sour cream on a fat guy's burrito. I do not wish to speak with creepy weirdos. If you find th...
Posted by below me on Mon, 22 May 2006 09:14:00 PST

you people

you dont read.... i will only accept friend request from people that write me a message. idiots
Posted by below me on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:37:00 PST

if you want to be my friend

Dear People, I will no longer be accepting friends UNLESS you send me an email stating WHY you want to be my friend. Posting this to a blog also proves that you can actually read. Pl...
Posted by below me on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 01:35:00 PST

dear people

Dear people, Why do so many of you flick the camera off as your myspace profile pic? You look stupid and inconsiderate. Be creative. Hold a comb in your hand or a tree branch in your bathtub don...
Posted by below me on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 11:47:00 PST

i need to find friends

I have been the porn industry way to long and find it hard to meet people that are "hardened" to the things that i am. I have seen it so much that it doesnt even phase me. I need to find some people t...
Posted by below me on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 09:25:00 PST