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Dirty Sexy Greggy

There's no replacement for displacement

About Me

A multi-function human being. I come with attachments for a classy night out, a comfy night in, A rugged outdoorsman, a refined wine-o. Full of wit charm and sarcasm. Chock full o good looks, useless knowledge, intelligence, and common sense. I always stay busy work or play. I tend to take things to extremes. I'm passionate about entirely too many things. I guess you'd call me unique just like everyone else. I think a better word would be abnormal, but I always get funny looks when I say that.

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My Interests

Music, movies, cars, motorcycles. Your typical guy stuff with the exeption of sports. I'd rather play a game of chess than watch football. Free Myspace Pictures

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can exceed my expectations.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Pure Evil
Birthday: Your mamma
Birthplace: A soggy mess I ended up calling mom
Current Location: Sin City, Louisiana
Eye Color: the prettiest Blue you'll ever see
Hair Color: brunette
Height: vertically challanged
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty-tighty
Your Heritage: Irish german american
The Shoes You Wore Today: Steel toed work boots
Your Weakness: knee weakening kisses
Your Fears: rejection
Your Perfect Pizza: meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish my damn projects
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ROTFLMFAO
Thoughts First Waking Up: coffee! Late! Ugh!
Your Best Physical Feature: My gargantuan american penis
Your Bedtime: I always miss it
Your Most Missed Memory: If I had a missing memory I wouldn't know about it would I?
Pepsi or Coke: Can't snort Pepsi HA Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Chinese Food
Single or Group Dates: You're asking me on a date? I don't even know you!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Homeade sweet tea thank you drive through
Chocolate or Vanilla: I'm Vanilla but I live in a chocolate city apparently...
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frrrrappucino cafe au lait
Do you Smoke: Only when I light myself on fire
Do you Swear: to god
Do you Sing: YES! I sing my heart out when no one is looking.
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes three times a day, I'm a dirty boy.
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes, I always want to learn more
Do you want to get Married: Geez, pushy aren't you. We haven't even gone out on a date yet
Do you belive in yourself: Breaks out into song...I believe!!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: no.
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I'mpretty darn cute. Don't you?
Are you a Health Freak: No just a healthy person.
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES
Do you play an Instrument: Y E S
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO let me elaborate HELL NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: What the heck?
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only when I shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no that's just not right
Ever been Drunk: Who hasn't
Ever been called a Tease: yes but in a good way
Ever been Beaten up: I beat myself up alot
Ever Shoplifted: yea when I was 3 and I still feel bad about it.
How do you want to Die: Are you offering
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't wanna grow up I'm a toys r us kid, look inside my underpants and see what I did!
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, Australia, Paris, Canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: red and glowing hehehe
Favourite Hair Color: I don't care as long as they have it
Short or Long Hair: Short is cute, long is sseexxyy
Height: below sea level
Weight: for what
Best Clothing Style: huh?
Number of Drugs I have taken: Ask the drug store girl
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: 1 now 0
Number of Tattoos: How about number of scars
Number of things in my Past I Regret: alot but you can't change the past and if you can come over

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Music:

Lately I've been in an Annie Lennox, Sarah McLachlan, Tori Amos mood. Sometimes I'm in a Tool, Perfect Circle, Ministry, Marilyn Manson, REVCO, Skinny Puppy mood though. Anything 80's is always good. Swing music is swingin. Old rhythm n blues. classical, jazz, new age, funk. No rap no country. Thank you goodnight!Rob Zombie, Concrete Blonde, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Cocteau Twins, Evanescence, Sundays, Bjork, Ani DiFranco, Annie Lennox, ZZ Top, Breeders, Front 242, Skinny Puppy, Tori Amos, Mazzy Star, Metallica, Guns N Roses, Natalie Merchant, Dave Matthews, Fiona Apple, POE, Garbage, Clandestine, Sam Cook, Otis Redding, Aretha Franklin, Lenny Kravitz, Seal, 4 Non Blondes, The Smiths, Led Zeppelin, NIN, Marilyn Manson, Alice in Chains, lots and lots and lots more....

Movies:

Psychological Thrillers mostly. I went DVD shopping and got on a Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, John Cusak kick. Don't ask me why cause I dunno.Boondock Saints, American Beauty, Usual Suspects, Grosse Point Blanke, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Hackers, Dogma, Secretary, Real Genius, Fight Club, Mumford, American Psycho, American History X, Sling Blade, Serendipity.....

Television:

Mmmmmmm History Channel, Discovery Channel, TLC, Cartoon Network, and Bravo! TCM (old silent films rock) Southpark, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Scrubs, Six Feet Under, West Wing.

Books:

Are those rectangular shaped box like thingy majigy's I use to keep my coffee table from falling over!I love to read but lately I haven't had the time. Why don't you suggest a good book and I'll get crackin.

Heroes:

Beaker, Animal, The Sweedish Chef, and Stewart Gilligan Griffin!

My Blog

Are you anti-gun? Read this!

  With all of the talk on the news now about wanting more gun control,  maybe we better consider these points.    A Little Gun History--------------   In ...
Posted by Grease Monkey for hire on Sat, 19 May 2007 06:34:00 PST

New Orleans - Mental Health Crisis

Here we go again,another installment of Greg's twisted and warped ways of thinking.  I know it's been awhile so bear with me while I dust off the cobb webs.News reports are saying that Mental Hea...
Posted by Grease Monkey for hire on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:24:00 PST

You asked for it

So here it goes..  Yet another installment of the random thoughts ideas and conclusions that rattle around in my head like an empty spray can.  Where for art thou thoughts?   So here we...
Posted by Grease Monkey for hire on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:58:00 PST

Spare change anyone?

There are so many hammocks to catch you if you fall, so many laws to keep you from experience.  All these cities I have been in the last few weeks make me fully understand the cozy, stifling stat...
Posted by Grease Monkey for hire on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 07:24:00 PST

To all Harley owners out there!

-->[if !supportEmptyParas]-->  -->[endif]--> At a press conference late Monday, the CEO of Johnson Marine, makers of Johnson outboard marine engines and other recreational equipment, unveiled a...
Posted by Grease Monkey for hire on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:17:00 PST

Christmas toy alert

I just don't get it! I'm off today and since my friends all have normal jobs I'm home.  I turn on the TV as I'm fixing the vacuum cleaner (I'm a multitasker) and I can't believe it.  Here w...
Posted by Grease Monkey for hire on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:50:00 PST

The name's Betty Fucking Crocker bitch!!!

Yea, I bake!  You got a problem with that?!!!!  A friend and I were talking the other night and she threw down the gauntlet.  The challange has been met and yours truly is the victor!&n...
Posted by Grease Monkey for hire on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:27:00 PST

Shed, Release

Whatever It Takes, Whoever You Are. Heal The Wounds, Erase The Scars Allow Your Hearts To Be Wide Open. Shed, Release, ...
Posted by Grease Monkey for hire on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:52:00 PST

What a bad idea

I've been absolutely loving the weather for the past few days.  I am floored when it starts getting cold.  There's just a smell in the air.  It gives me energy, longing, clarity.  ...
Posted by Grease Monkey for hire on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:52:00 PST

Thou shalt not take for granted.

I remember when it all first began, we were tight right from the start.  It wasn't long before you came on strong trying hard to win my heart.  I played hard-to-get but I couldn't help but...
Posted by Grease Monkey for hire on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:46:00 PST