Gordon Shumway- "ALF"

I was born October 28, 1756 on the planet of Melmac. I attended Melmac High where I excelled at the sports of Skleenball and BouillaBaseball. After High School I was drafted by the Melmac Scooners to play pro Bouillabaseball. After that I had a brief stint as a model. I also tried my luck with stand up comedy- that did not work so I invented sit down comedy. It's not easy being funny on your feet. I then decided to join the orbit gaurd to help protect Melmac. Well, we did a lousy job becasue on Oct 28,1986 my planet blew up from a nuclear explosion. I was able to escape in the nick of time but got lost in space and I ended up crashing into the gargage of the Tanner residents at 176 Hemdale St. in Los Angeles, California. Wille, the father of the Tanner family spotted me and gave me the stupid name of ALF. I guess it stands for Alien Life Form but I don't considred myself the alien here. Anyways the name has stuck. The Tanner's have adpoted me into their family. I have conformed to my life here on earth quite well. I am having a great time. It does get boring sitting around the house all the time. The only time I can go outside a socialize is during Halloween. That's why i decided to come on myspace. I'm looking for some friends and maybe a lover- I have not been with anyone since I left Melmac. I miss my girlfriend Rhonda but I now have realized I will never see her again because... well she is dead! I am ready to find someone eles. Pls contact me and we can talk....