T.N.E's Din Mak - ProfilesArchive

About Me

What cares the wolf how many sheep there are?

I love when it starts off "Well, I'm not really sure how to describe myself." Chances are one or two sentances will do for them
Or when it ends with something like "I am who I am, and if you don't like it you can piss off!" Trying to sound hard on the Myspace, cool.
And to all those who "hate fake people"...loose the gangsta shit on your page. If you're 18 you're not out buying Hennessy, you're drinking $9 Vladimir. And the fan of $100 bills is cute, but your defalt picture was taken in your mom's basement, so I'm not buying it.

Din Mak once crossed the road, no one dared ask why.

What is Din Mak? Hell, I live with the guy and still don't know.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Zombie

Myspace Graphics, Myspace Layouts

My Interests

Hitting people with steel chairs, general brawling, big Sci-Fi geek, finding creative uses for barbed wire, hiking, drinking, swords, little boating, tattoos, guns, , sunsets

I'd like to meet:

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Q: How many Din Mak's does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Din Mak prefers to do his killing in the dark.

If I see one more "I'd like to meet a nice, Christian girl" I'm ganna puke.

Music:

Movies:

Anything with Dolph Lundgren in it, Indiana Jones series, Terminator series, Predator, Demolition Man, Chronicles of Riddick, Star Wars, any bad Sci-fi movie from the 80's

Television:

Don't watch TV

Books:

Poor Man's James Bond, Improvised Munitions, Advanced Mantrapping, Homemane Bazooka, M-1 Carbine service manual, Midevil castle construction, anything about ninjas.

Heroes:

Anything you want to know about wrestling schools in the northeast =

http://www.declarationofindependents.net/doi/pages/reviews/m ic_reviews/mcpinions120.html

My Blog

Stupid Humans

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Petsmart and standing inline at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Die...
Posted by T.N.E's Din Mak on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 05:47:00 PST

How to be a success in Profesional Wrestling

1985 - Would Hogan be willing to work a program with Rick Steamboat if Steamboat agreed to turn heel? No. Give him Big John Studd instead.1986 - Hogan-Savage is tentatively planned for WM 2, after the...
Posted by T.N.E's Din Mak on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:13:00 PST

Stolen From Satan

THE E-MAIL: "Someone else besides me finally said it. how many are actually paying attention to this?" "There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native America...
Posted by T.N.E's Din Mak on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 05:49:00 PST

Makeup is for girls

Seriously, enough with these sissy whinny "rock" bands. In my day people who wore eye shadow and cried a lot were either girls or queer. And the hair combed over one eye. Everyone's ...
Posted by T.N.E's Din Mak on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:32:00 PST

Oh snap...Zombies

They just raised the average height for an American male from 5'8" to 5'10". So I am now officially short.
Posted by T.N.E's Din Mak on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:04:00 PST

How to win a match

STEP 1: Mind games. Show up atcing crazy, and keep it up in the locker room. Or, if you are crazy, just be yourself. STEP 2: Warm up. Stretching can't be ove...
Posted by T.N.E's Din Mak on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 05:40:00 PST

If Cena wins, we riot

*Disclaimer* If you are easily offended by four letter words please stop reading now. Other, official reviews are available at http://www.declarationofindependents.net/doi/pages/index1.ht m...
Posted by T.N.E's Din Mak on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 05:25:00 PST

Can I eat that, or were you going to keep it as a pet?

GOD BLESS AMERICA Yes, I said God bless. If you are offended, cram it. Chances are, you've offended me at some point, but you don't see me running around holding up signs or sitting in the...
Posted by T.N.E's Din Mak on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 05:41:00 PST

Famous quotes

I've heard a number of funny things over the last few weeks, thought I might share a few. 1) Joey Image: Yo bro, lets double-team this chick. But I want to wear your mask. 2) Tyger Smith:&...
Posted by T.N.E's Din Mak on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 06:29:00 PST