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krystyna

insert any death cab lyric here. i can't pick a favorite.

About Me

Layout made by TeenageVelocity at CreateBlog.com .I drink chocolate milk even though I'm lactose intolerant. I like going to the gym. I'm obsessed with music. I have a passion for theatre and acting. Don't talk to me when I first wake up, I might yell at you.My goal in life is to host SNL.. because that means I've succeeded in becoming a successful film actress. My dream motivates me beyond belief. I promise you'll see my name in lights in the future

My Interests

Acting, Theater, laughing, pranking people at the mcdonalds drive thrus, sky diving, deep sea fishing, mountain climbing, extreme boogie boarding, shark fishing, hang gliding, watching south park and other comedy central shows, tangerine sour altoids

Music:

Almost anything that is 90's Rock3 Third Eye Blind, Jimmy Eat World, Goo Goo Dolls, John Mayer, DAVE!, The Verve Pipe, Nirvana, Counting Crows, Death Cab for Cutie, ALANIS MORESETTE3, Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Jewel, Nora Jones, Queen, Michael Jackson (when he was black), Ashlee Simpson, Michelle Branch, Radio Head, Something Corporate, Dashboard Confessional, SnoooOOp, Jay-Z, Beth Hart, Meredith Brooks, Sheryl Crow, Sara McLachlan

Movies:

American Beauty; Requiem for a Dream; What Dreams May Come; Anchorman; Liar Liar; American Pie; Scary Movie; A Beautiful Mind; Wedding Crashers; Rat Race; Top Gun; Cocktail; Risky Business; The Notebook; Minority Report; Animal House

Television:

Will and Grace; Real World; Sex and the Citayy; the price is right!; south park; any old school nickelodeon shows; SNL(especially the older casts); reno 911 Mad TV; Best Week Ever

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Jakes Women, Tea and Sympathy, To Kill A Mockingbird, A Streetcar Named Desire, Romeo and Juliet, And Never Been Kissed, Julius Caesar, Where Have All the Lightning Bugs Gone?, London Suite, The Vagina Monologues, The Art of Acting (yea Stella Adler!!)

My Blog

hot pictures of our giant naked orgy!!

Now that I have your attention ... Come see the Fall show Comedy Tonight !  Nov. 10th 11th 12th in the North Penn Auditorium, the curtain goes up at 7:30!The show consists of three hilarious...
Posted by krystyna on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 03:52:00 PST

peectures of people i like

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Posted by krystyna on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 12:31:00 PST

i hate andy milonakis

i knew MTV was heading down hill, but they really screwed themselves over by airing the andy milonakis show. he's a short pointless fat boy who harasses old people and pours milk on things and he make...
Posted by krystyna on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 09:42:00 PST

... life?

so this is a lot better than xanga...more confusing.. but better. anAMERICAncornho : HUTCHIE FOR HOMECOMING        &n bsp;    ^yeaa what he said! ...
Posted by krystyna on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 07:41:00 PST