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Madame Magee

To most people, I'm a lil goofy...if I were rich, I'd be eccentric!

About Me


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Buried at PhotoCasket.comI may not be a lady...but I got all the parts for it :)My name is Kimie and I was imported to Ocala from Philadelphia about 9 years ago. My family was in the horse business and wanted to get out of the cold. So we packed up the horses and after a 2 year stint in NJ moved to "the horse capital of the world" a.k.a Ocala a.ka. the middle of nowhere. It was a little strange at first, but before I knew it I was saying "ya'll" listening to country, and driving my very own pick up truck...funny huh? I love riding/driving horses. I grew up riding and showing hunters, my family bred and raced thoroughbreds, and I even drove teams of Percherons and Clydesdales for a few years. Unfortunately, I don't have any of my own right now, but I will again one day. I have a boxer named Morgan (she gets her name from the Captain...can you guess my favorite drink?) I'm the assistant property manager for an apartment community here in town. It's an interesting job to say the least! I hate mind games and the people that play them. I'm tired of meeting assholes and just want to know what happened to chivalry? I'm really starting to believe in the addage "men are like parking spots, most of them are handicapped and all the good ones are taken." Don't get confused, I'm not a man-hater, I'm just tired of being taken advantage of. I'm really sweet, but if you bite, be warned, I will bite harder. I'll do anything for anybody and hate saying no...karma runs in circles. You can find me at Midnight Rodeo line-dancing on most weekends. When Im not on the dancefloor Im usually doin something goofy and making everyone laugh. If you see me out bring me a shot of Jager and we'll talk. If it seems like I party a lot, it's only cuz I'm single and have nothing better to do. When I have a reason to stay home, I'll be there. I have been better lately, stayin home alone more often...its boring though! I don't have any regrets, but I've had quite a few learning experiences. Sunflowers make me smile. Rude people make me angry...it's so much easier to be nice than to be mean...figure it out!
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I love being outside horseback riding. It is the only time I feel like I can get away from everything and just clear my head. Besides riding, I like dancing, karaoke, fishing, camping, muddin, beaches, springs, or even just relaxing with a cold beer at the pool. I'm always up for anything. Lesson 5, Im a Yankee trapped in a Southerner's body, I may have been born in the city, but Im a country girl at heart! But being that Philadelphia IS my hometown, Im a diehard Eagles fan...I bleed Eagles Green :) FLY EAGLES FLY!!!
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I'd like to meet:


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Buried at PhotoCasket.comAnyone who can be a good sport and handle being the butt of my jokes for the night...its tough once I get on a roll! Lesson 1, I only LOOK sweet and innocent...well, Im always sweet, just not so innocent. Lesson 2, expect the unexpected when I open my mouth...if you dont know me well, chances are your chin is gonna be on the floor when Im done talking :) All I have to say is thank God for my wives!!! For those of you wondering bout my myspace name, its a joke...Lesson 3, dont take me seriously! Oh yea so back to the subject, some male company would be nice. I'm looking for a GOOD man...I'm tired of bullshit and would like to start settling down with someone who actually appreciates me...and knows how to motorboat, lol. Lesson 4, I may be rowdy and boisterous when I'm out in a group, but Im actually pretty sensitive and very loving and sympathetic, so dont let my outgoing personality intimidate you!
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Music:

Country and Rock are my favorites but I'm pretty eclectic when it comes to music and can appreciate all types.

Movies:


Every Christmas I get very cranky if I miss the 24 hour marathon of "A Christmas Story" on TNT. I also can't resist the Notebook, if it's on, I'm watching it. The only problem is no matter how many times I watch it, I cry my lil blue eyes out. In other words, if you're with me while I'm watchin, you better run for the hills if you don't want a soggy shoulder! Forrest Gump, and anything with Will Ferrel will catch my attention as well.

Television:

The Sheild...great show...I CAN NOT miss an episode! I love football season, I'm a pigskin junkie :) Other than that, I don't usually watch a whole lot of TV. But when I do, it'll probably be on Comedy Central. I love to laugh!

Books:

I dont make time to read much...the most I may read is probably work related...or if Im "droppin the kids off", but if thats the case, its definately not anything intellectually stimulating.

Heroes:

My father..he's the best there is...period!And of course...my Mama :) She couldnt find a smaller pic, so heres a jumbo sized one...Here she is with my step-dad Steve-o.

My Blog

Going Places

I close my eyes and find a place so empty and so desolate...there is not a sound to be heard. Here I stand alone, searching for lost words.Words of life and love... Of friendships lost and friendships...
Posted by Tits Magee on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:24:00 PST

Alone

Alone in the darkness, here with my thoughts in the silence. Empty feelings, vioceless thoughts, I fade away into nothing. I ache from the pain which you have so indirectly afflicted. It's my fault fo...
Posted by Tits Magee on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:44:00 PST

Blessed!

Ok, ya'll...this one goes out to my wifey's...you know who you are!I have been blessed to find the best group of girls I could ever ask for. As most of you know, Im not much of a "girly girl" nor have...
Posted by Tits Magee on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:57:00 PST

Livin life and lovin it!

Okey dokey folks! So I know just before my redezvous to Jamaica I was writing cuz I was all sad and stuff over some prick who kept messing with my emotions and playing games...well just to update you&...
Posted by Tits Magee on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 04:11:00 PST

Jamaica Mon!

Hello Friends!!!So I had the most WONDERFUL time in Jamaica, I cannot wait to go back. Everyone is so sweet and hospitable..lol..and they all ask you if you want to smoke. Considering the random drug ...
Posted by Tits Magee on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 03:33:00 PST

Thank you Hallmark for the kick in the ass!

With V-Day looming I was just thinking that there is nothing more depressing than sitting on my couch with my 2 dogs, a pint of ben and jerry's and a bottle of wine all alone while my c...
Posted by Tits Magee on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:26:00 PST