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kristyn

I am here for Friends

About Me

Lets see...I am 33 years old and am finally starting to look my age. When I don't get carded at the liquor store my feelings get hurt! :( I feel bad for the poor sap behind the counter when I am ready to hand him my ID and he's like no your all set, I am sure the flames that shoot out of my eyes must hurt his skin.Anyway, I work as an "Art Director" for a Liquor and Wine Wholesaler in Avon, MA.(woo hoo free vodka and wine, whats better then that!?) I just bought my first house with my boyfriend Jason in Portsmouth RI. It needs major work and is in the process of being gutted and then ultimately rebuilt so it will be a while before we are living there, but its going to be AWESOME when its done. For now we are living with his brother which is working out well.I consider myself to be outgoing, fun and friendly, charming, & witty. I can be shy, nervous, intimidated and insecure (all at the same time). I hate to feel threatened and I hate being thought of as unintelligent because I am a woman. I hate wasting time and people who don't know how to communicate. I find in my old age I have grown intolerant of stupidity, laziness and bitching. If bitching about something doesn't make that something better, then bitch somewhere else! I like... hmm what do I like?? I like people and things that don't stress me out. My close friends and family, oh and I love the Mazer(my dog)who always makes things better, and of course Jason! I am the product of an extremely functional- dysfunctional family. I learned alot from my upbringing, mostly what not to do, but am grateful for all of them just the same!If you don't love me after the first 5 minutes with me there is something seriously wrong with you!!!Peace

My Interests

art, reading, interior decorating, learning to cook

I'd like to meet:

Picasso! He was wildly strange, but his life fascinates me!!!

Music:

Any and all 80's Hair Bands, and pretty much anything else there is. I can easily go from listening to the System Of A Down to listening to Clay Aiken! Thank GOD for the invention of the Ipod!!!

Movies:

The Incredible Shrinking Woman, Legally Blonde, School of Rock, Wedding Crashers, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, and anything scary or suspensful!

Television:

Desperate Houswives, Medium, Law & Order, The OC, Las Vegas, most reality shows and anything on the Food Network!!!

Books:

Anything Janet Evanovitch- she's hystericle! I alway picture myself as the main character, the wacky-zaney -always- in- a- wierd- situation - and- blowing -up stuff-female-bounty -hunter. Its all I read!

Heroes:

My Grandmother! She's been through so much and she's still a fire cracker!!!