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About Me

What about me?

I work Overnights monitoring Network Alarms. I don't drink much, on special occasion I may have a couple, but it is highly irregular.

I love to cook. My happy place is the kitchen. I daydream about new recipes (when not thinking about how to build a better puppet or tricky prosthetic makeup appliance).
When I'm not working I spend my time... working on makeup FX, learning new tricks and occasionally a film project or two for Discreet Charm Productions . Check them out.

Click [Costumes - Makeup - Sculpture] to see some the of things I've created over the years.

If you want to know more send me a Message.
Sometimes I follow Squirrels, then I dig up their stash of nuts and hide them somewhere else. For fun.

My Interests

Travelling.
Action Figures.
Cooking.
Puppetry.
Cinema.
Hiking.
Cosmology.
Science Fiction.
Time Travel.
Guinness.
Arts & Crafts.
Road Trips.
Samurai films.
the Pacific Northwest.
Koalas.
Evolution.
Comic Books.
Drive-in Movies.
BBC.
Vinyl/Records.
Animal Crossing.
Guitar Hero.
Spice.

I'd like to meet:

Joel Goddard.
the La Choy Dragon.
Davros.

Stan's Friend Moon
Stan has Enough friends.

Andy

Alex

Jyinn

Dave

Trudy

Jay

Dennis

Jill

Joanna

View All of Stan's Friends

Music:

Movies:

Top 10 in No Particular Order

Edward Scissorhands
U.H.F.
Akira Kurosawa's "Dreams"
Brazil
Goonies
Altered States
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Solaris
Redbeard
Dune (Davind Lynch version)

Television:

I like The Colbert Report, BBC Horizons, Adult Swim, Penn & Teller's Bullshit and Sifl & Olly. There are tons and tons more to list off.

Books:

How To Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion by Daniel H. Wilson
The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks
Areas of My Expertise by John Hodgman
In Me Own Words, the Autobiography of Bigfoot by Graham Roumieu
Stupid Sock Creatures by John Murphy
It's Not Easy Being Green by Jim Henson, The Muppets, and Friends

Heroes:

Jim Henson (1936 - 1990)

My Blog

Devo with a Ton of Love

Is there someone you wanna date right now?'YesEver had a sleepover with the opposite sexNoDo you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?50/50What i...
Posted by Stan Mxyzptlk on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:59:00 PST

Magnus’ Morning Fifty

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?Property Taxes. Isn't enough that I Live here.2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?Probab...
Posted by Stan Mxyzptlk on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:16:00 PST

105 minus 19 equals 86 Questions

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring?no, I gave one2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?about 4 years +/-3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?a wicked Owl Painting4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?sure5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU...
Posted by Stan Mxyzptlk on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 07:28:00 PST

Fifty Friday Fiddlesticks & Fire Ants

1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?are you really a Doctor?2. Do you trust all of your friends?a few3. Wou...
Posted by Stan Mxyzptlk on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:04:00 PST

If I have to Choose...

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?1. Produce: Salad Mix2. Bakery: Fresh Baked Italian Bre...
Posted by Stan Mxyzptlk on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:40:00 PST

Bard is on Her Lunch Break

1. The phone rings; who do you want it to be? The Answer to All My Problems2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? Sure Do 3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or...
Posted by Stan Mxyzptlk on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 05:17:00 PST

Malted Barley Hops... Sour Mash Stout

1. When I get drunk, I:take off the armor and usually get really tired2. Do you talk about Religion or Deep meaning thoughts?no3. Do you Cry?Once or Twice4. Do you get Angry? not til the rare hangover...
Posted by Stan Mxyzptlk on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:02:00 PST

Como Esta, Ese...

1. Describe your ex in one sentence.wife? gf? which one? One sentence can go a long way. 2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?Sharpie 3. Look at your planner for April 14, what are you doing?starti...
Posted by Stan Mxyzptlk on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:21:00 PST

Close Your Eyes...Double Vision

Two Names You Go By Other then Your Real Name: 1. Stan 2. Deke Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now: 1. Glasses 2. Plaid Pajama Pants Two Things You Want in a Relationship: 1. Chocolate Chip Pancak...
Posted by Stan Mxyzptlk on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:50:00 PST

Hard-Boiled Queries of the Unknown

1. Where were you 1 hour ago?In bed, listening to Dexter's Laboratory while I slept. 2. Who will be your next kiss?I don't know, I can't plan these things out or anything.(Who'd wanna kiss my prickl...
Posted by Stan Mxyzptlk on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:38:00 PST