PAINTBALL, um, paintball...and oh yeah...paintball. And of course, being with the love of my life...Bekah. she is totally amazing...THIS IS HOW WE BALL IN SO*CO:AND THIS IS MY LIFE (THE END IS THE BEST NAME IN PAINTBALL, MR. OLIVER LANG:TOP 18 REASONS TO DATE A PAINTBALL PLAYER*
1. we arent afraid to get down and dirty
2. we know how to listen to directions
3. we have at least a 10 inch barrel
4. we can fire off 100's of rounds without getting tired.
5. we always wear protection
6. we LOVE to be agressive
7. we never forget to lube.
8. money is no limit
9. we can squeeze into tight spots
10.we play in different positions
11.were quick to reload
12.we make sure our balls are in perfect condition
13.we can use any holes
14.spraying is no problem
15.we have quick finger action
16.We always have to have the best cocker on the field
17.If we run out of gas, it takes us less then 5seconds to get us going again.
18.We know how to work position front, back, and all in between.
Paintball Survey
Do you prefer woodsball or speedball speedball
Do you prefer NPPL/PSP or Xball NPPL
Which is your favorite team(s) Dynasty, and XSV
Who is your favorite player(s) Ollie Lang, Thomas Taylor
Which Timmy's milling looks the best personally, i like the 06
What gun do you currently own ion
What gun do you wish to own ego
Are you on a team or a free agent on a team bitches!
Favorite/assigned spot to play back
What mask do you own vforce profiler soon to be an e-vents
What color is your equipment blue
How many times have you been bunkered around...4-5 times
How many times have you bunkered someone else maybe once
How many welts never went away several
Most times you have been shot in one game 20...fuckers shootin me when i walk out
Favorite color paint bright neon green
Times you have been shot in the nuts 3
Times you have slipped and busted your ass on the indoor concrete floor not a ton
Favorite song to listen to while playing anything metal
Which company makes the best looking gear i would have to go with dye
Fastest time to the 50 never really go to the 50
When you get shot what hurts more, the welt or your ego neither?
First place you got shot nuts
Worst place you got shot nuts
Name of your home field Colorado Springs Paintball definitely
Which players segment in Cereal Killerz did you like the best i like a lot
Have you ever been to a NPPL/PSP/Xball the event NPPL, yes never played tho
Ever played pro not yet, i hope to tho
Team you would want to play pro for XSV or Dynasty
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Punk/Rebel
81%
Stoner
81%
Ghetto gangsta
56%
Prep/Jock/Cheerleader
38%
Goth
38%
Loner
31%
Drama nerd
19%
Geek
6%
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I'd like to meet:
Pretty anyone thats chill and cool to hang with.And this man right here. His name is Oliver Lang and he has the sickest move in paintball i have ever seen in this video in the end. Check it out and be amazed. If you're not amazed by this you either dont like paintball, or you're a loser and can go suck a cock.
Music:
ok gotta start off with da gangsta ass shit:Lil Wayne
Ludacris
Lil Boosie
Lil Scrappy
Lil Flip
Lil Jon
Birdman
PAUL WALL
Young Buck
Busta Rhymes
Papoose
Lloyd Banks
50 Cent
Young Buck
DMX
Xzibit
Chamillionaire
Tupac Shakur
The Game
Mobb Deep
Ying Yang Twins
Snoop Dogg
Three Six Mafia
Dem Franchise Boyz
T.I.
Chingyand i know there's more but that;s about all i can think of for now.and now the other shit:
Cradle of Filth
Dimmu Borgir
DRAGONFORCE
Children of Bodom
Norther
As Blood Runs Black
LAMB OF FUCKIN GOD
As I Lay Dying
REEL BIG FISH
Streetlight Manifesto
Less Than Jake
Tower of Power
+44
Blink-182
Starting Line
My Chemical Romance
Motion City Soundtrack
underOATH
Atreyu
Avenged Sevenfold
Amber Pacific
A Change of Pace
System of a Down
Lights on for Safety
Gnarles Barkley
Architecture in Helsinki
New World Orderthere is definitely more of these ones so ill keep adding more as i think of them. until then, this is it.
Movies:
gotta have...Grind, The Scary Movie Trilogy, Blazing Saddles, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Space Balls, Dumb and Dumber, Dodgeball, Anchorman, and how could i forget...JACKASS: The Movie (one and two), Borat
Television:
Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, Bam's Unholy Union, the reruns of Jackass, and The Naked Trucker & T-Bones Show, The Sarah Silverman Program, Scrubs
Books:
none at all unless you can count magazines as books in which case i love paintball and snowboardin mags.
Heroes:
i would definately have to say first off...SARA LOSASSO. she was and still is one of the most amazing people ever to walk this earth...even though, she is in a better place now. then i would have to say...bam margera, johnny knoxville, steve-o, chris pontieus(idk how to spell that), and pretty much the whole gang from jackass and viva la bam...etc. Travis Kennedy, Stevie Bell, and the guys from the Forum THAT video. My man Oliver Lang who basically rapes in paintball as well as Dynasty and XSV...again, only some of you know who i am talkin about there.
