I was born to be an entertainer. Maybe a model, too. I dunno...people have always told me I have a very square face. I work at Dunder Mifflin paper products in Scranton, Pennsylvania. I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow.
The people I am the boss of...they are more than just my employees. They are my family, my children. I give them money. I give them food. Well...not directly, but from the money.
I have one rule in life: No office romances. Very messy, very unprofessional. But I also have another rule: Just do it. Nike.