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Michael

About Me

I was born to be an entertainer. Maybe a model, too. I dunno...people have always told me I have a very square face. I work at Dunder Mifflin paper products in Scranton, Pennsylvania. I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow.

The people I am the boss of...they are more than just my employees. They are my family, my children. I give them money. I give them food. Well...not directly, but from the money.

I have one rule in life: No office romances. Very messy, very unprofessional. But I also have another rule: Just do it. Nike.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Martin Luther King, Jr.
Bono
Abraham Lincoln...he said "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the north."

Robin Williams...boy would I love to go head-to-head with him. "Oh! I'm Mork from Ork!" Well...I'm Blork from...Splork!

...and probably God