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Ungoliant's Childe

Sic Transit Gloria Mundia

About Me

"About Me"... what a strange way to phrase the topic for a paragraph. As if personality could be quantified into a few lines of a clumsy language. Sure, some people can write nice little ditties about the nature of life and humanity, or describe how a person acts, but I doubt very much that a single section of a web-page could ever fully encapsulate the totality of a person's life, aspirations, thoughts, and actions. Whatever, I'm rambling. Here goes:I have a pretty silly sense of humor. I like to snowboard, read, and paint. I am a complete and utterly hopeless comicbook nerd. I know, and I don't care. I am also a perfect example of an introvert. I can't stand crowds... literally, I get incredibly nervous in crowds. I hate crowds with a passion. As a general rule, I don't trust people until I've spent a lot of time with them. Once I do, I tend to see the good in people. It just takes me time to get used to someone. I am a pretty easy going guy, but I am fully capable of getting worked up. When I do, I'm usually just ranting about something innane enough to both irritate and slightly amuse me. I live my own life, and I try my best to surround myself with people who do the same. I don't like people who mooch off of the people around them. "If you can't take care of yourself, don't expect other people to do it for you." ...is a motto I try to adhere to. I say try because I am not always hard edged about it. I find most people to be enjoyable. Once people get to know me, they tend to like me. I am not a great person, a good person, a bad person or any other ____ (type of) person. I am simply me, and I hope people like me for who I am. If not, fine. Best of luck, and I probably won't ever talk to you again.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||| 23%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

My interests are Comics, my friends, Snowboarding, Deep Sea Fishing, and the Persecution of Munsons. To clarify, a Munson isn't a racial slur... it is an intellectual one. I don't care if you are purple. If you are a transgender. I don't care if you like to have sex with animals. Good for you. What I cannot stand, in any form, is stupidity and ignorance. People that adamantly refuse to make something useful out of their own lives piss me off to no end. If you want something out of life, then go for it. This is truly the land of oppurtunity. I don't object to illegal immigrants, as long as they work towards being legalized. If you came to this country to work, and you're getting jobs that other people didn't GOOD FOR YOU. I will stand up and clap for that. I'm serious. You aren't taking anyone's jobs. You aren't hurting our economy. You are living your life, and may God bless you and keep you. Live your own life. Be happy. Make yourself successful, because no one else will. If you want something better, earn it.Take the quiz:
Which Vampire Clan Do You Belng To?

Gangrel
In the dictionary next to the defination of 'Animalism' is your picture! Clan quote: 'You provided worthy sport, mortal. Now, the chase is ended'.

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You scored as Brodie. Comic books...what else is there? Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

Brodie


95%

Randal


60%

Banky


55%

Jay


45%

Silent Bob


40%

Dante


35%
What Kevin Smith Character Are You?
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I'd like to meet:

Like minded people: People that actually take the time to think about their own lives, and to try and live their own lives. I don't want to be someone's babysitter, or their daddy. I want to meet people who are able to take care of themselves. People that are equally happy hanging out and talking, as they are being still and quiet.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John E. Dell II
Birthday: May 9th, 1983
Birthplace: Point Pleasant, New Jersey
Current Location: Hauppauge, Long Island, New York
Eye Color: Greenish Blue
Hair Color: Dark Sandy Brown
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Irish, Swedish, Polish, English, and Scotch.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Circas and Flippies.
Your Weakness: Bullets. Yeah, and pointy metal things. I am definitley allergic to being stabbed or shot.
Your Fears: Crowds, Failure, Dissappointing my Family
Your Perfect Pizza: Brick Oven, Spicy Italian Sausage, and a shitload of Corona.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish College for fuck's sake... it's time to leave school!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Bye Nao"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ugh... SHUT UP, CLOCKY!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: When I'm tired.
Your Most Missed Memory: Being on my Dad's Boat.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Every Fucking Day
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: Usually 2x.
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: ...I'm in College. Would I be there if I didn't want to be?
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not when I take a Bonine
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: Very much
Do you play an Instrument: Nope.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HAHAHAHAHAH... That would be a big yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: ... Um, yeah.
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, unfortunatley
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: I want to be set on fire and shot out of a catapult. Wherever I land, just leave me there.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Who I am today is just fine with me.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: I'm not especially picky, cuz I don't work out very often, but I don't wanna date a Sumo
Best Clothing Style: SnowBunnies are Hot
Number of Drugs I have taken: Ugh... A lot.
Number of CDs I own: More than a few, less than a Billion
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Ugh... a lot.

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The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer ( DGLDm )

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID : The Battleaxe

CONSIDER : The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

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My profile name: Ungoliantschild

Music:

Metallica, AC/DC, Korn, Guns'n'Roses, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, HIM, the Eagles, Bad Company, Eric Clapton, Sinatra is God, Jimi Hendrix - sometimes, Some of Moby, the Blizzard Himself, the Ramones, the Sex Pistols, Velvet Revolver, Stone Temple Pilots, Eve 6, Eminem, Run DMC, Rob Zombie, Van Halen, the Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, the Who, Bob Marley, Bob Seger, Steve Miller, Lynard Skynard, Nine Inch Nails, Apocalyptica, Wagner, Peter Gabriel, Sting, David Bowie, Monty Python Songs. Personally, I am the least musical person who has ever existed. I can't play a recorder. I have trouble getting my stereo to sound the way I want... but I do know what I like.
You Are a Freedom Rocker!
You're stuck in the 70s - for better or worse
Crazy hair, pot soaked clothes, and tons of groupies
Your kind showed the world how to rock
Is that freedom rock?... Well turn it up man! What Kind of Rocker Are You?
You scored as Pink Floyd.

Pink Floyd


100%

AC/DC


100%

Cream


92%

Led Zeppelin


83%

Jimi Hendrix Experience


83%

Aerosmith


83%

The Who


75%

Rolling Stones


58%

Queen


50%

The Beatles


17%

The Doors


17%

Talking Heads


17%
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Movies:

Every Comic Book Movie made recently, Star Wars - all of it, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, the Lord of the Rings, the Matrix, various Anime Films, the Godfather, Sunset Blvd, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, Interview with the Vampire, Queen of the Damned, Star Trek II: the Wrath of Kaan, Apocalypse Now, Fight Club, Superman: the Movie, Batman Begins, Zoolander, All of Mel Brooks' work, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Sin City, Animal House, the Blues Brothers, Caddy Shack, Spies Like Us, National Lampoons Vacation, Serenity, Airplane!... and the list goes on...
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Television:

Viva La Bam, Pimp My Ride, Overhaulin, CSI, South Park, Simpsons, Law & Order: SVU, Monster Garage, American Chopper, Law & Order, MXC, That 70's Show, Smallville, Justice League Unlimited, Raw, Smackdown, TNA: Impact, American Hot Rod, Batman: the Animated Series (The original one, not the new one. The new one sucks a nut.) Drawn Together, the Daily Show, American Dad, Family Guy, the War at Home, Married... With Children, Transformers, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the old-school X-Men TV show from the early 90s. Re-runs of Saturday Night Live (Pre-Suck). And the list goes on. I even watched an infomercial once, but to be fair, I was drunk and I was half asleep anyways.

Books:

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Animal Farm, Nelson DeMille novels, the Onion, the Silmarillion, Thoreau, Han Fei Tzu, Nicolo Machiavelli, Jean Paul Sartre, Nietzche, and - of course - Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles:http://www.neilswaab.com/comics/wiggles/images/rehab 97.jpg

Heroes:

Favorite People/Creators in Popular Culture:Most of the Costumed Heroes in popular Media hold some sort of appeal to me. Especially Wolverine, the JLA, the X-Men, the Watchmen, MiracleMan, and many others. In the real world, my favorite pencillers are John Romita, Jr. and Jim Lee. My favorite Painters are N.C. Wyeth, Esad Ribic, Alex Ross, and Gabrielle Del'Otto. My favorite writers are Mark Millar, Chris Claremont, Garth Ennis, Jeph Loeb, Geoff Johns, Neil Gaiman, and (of course) Alan Moore.Personal Heroes:My personal heroes are my Father, my Boss, my Step-Dad, and my Mom and StepMom.

My Blog

Of all the things I've lost...

I don't know what it is about me. I really don't. I go through the motions of my day, half in a daze. I listen to my music because I don't want to deal with people. I want to be social, but I don't li...
Posted by Ungoliant's Childe on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:00:00 PST

I got this from www.collegehumor.com ... enjoy!

Munsons of the Work Place to be Aware of and AVOID!! 1. The Misery Lady Identifying Marks Sweatshirts decorated with symbols of the nearest holiday. Often Heard Saying "Good morning! Oh...
Posted by Ungoliant's Childe on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:56:00 PST

Theories on Parenting

Let's see, my theories on how to properly parent a child: -First of all, no matter what you do to the kid, it'll make them tough. Obviously, physical or sexual abuse is out of the question. But, anyt...
Posted by Ungoliant's Childe on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 10:48:00 PST

Poems

Sometimes I write Poetry. I suck at it, but I try anyways. Pretty soon,  I will stop being so freaking lazy and I will add some of my art to my pictures section. I just have to go and scan them i...
Posted by Ungoliant's Childe on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 07:26:00 PST

If you don't know, you don't know

I can't remember anything. Can't tell if this is true or dream. Deep down inside I feel to scream, this terrible silence stops me. Now that the war is through with me, I'm waking up I can not see. Tha...
Posted by Ungoliant's Childe on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 07:19:00 PST

Payin Respect

I had this stuck in my head, and I just put it down on paper this morning during Accounting class: A long while back, I can still remember. Walkin' to the rhythms of our lives. With his music, he sho...
Posted by Ungoliant's Childe on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 09:53:00 PST

Goin to Visit the Megatron

Ima be visiting the Megatron this weekend, so Ya'll be cool without me. I know my vast amounts of sexiness will be missed, but I'm sure you'll all get over it.
Posted by Ungoliant's Childe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

For Laura:

For Laura P. Dell, My wonderful StepMom: Mom,  I know that you are having a hard time right now with the loss of your mother, but know that I love you and I support you. She is resting in a bett...
Posted by Ungoliant's Childe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im an oi punk

Oi Punk! AKA Street punk, Crust punk, etc. You're the more colorful of the punks, and maybe alittle dirty. You're most likely most at home at a show, on the streets, or on someones couch after a party...
Posted by Ungoliant's Childe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today

Well, class was kinda cool today. I got some of the comics that I ordered online today. I have Identity Crisis #1 signed, and Ultimate X-Men #50 (Wizard World Chicago Variant Cover) Signed! I'm pretty...
Posted by Ungoliant's Childe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST