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John

Galvatron, Pestilance, Conquistador, Magnifiscant One, and Batman: Who he is and how he came to be.

About Me

Now, at first glance I may not seem like I have such an interesting story. I was born in Allentown and have lived here pretty much my entire life, though when I was born I really lived in Palmerton. What's that? Never heard of it? That's ok, most haven't. Still, as simplistic as the life of a college student from a simple town must be, I have been many places, seen many things, and experienced many things. A lot of them I will share with you. In fact, I'll start off right now with a quick insight into my life;I buy a lot of useless shitHow's that for a starter? Well, its true, very little of what I buy has any real purpose in the grander scheme of things. However, with that said, I hardly regret any of said purchases. That is because most of the things I buy say a great deal about myself. As if the items decorating my room tell the epic tale of my life. More on that later.Nowadays, I attend college in Conneticut and hang out with my friends/fellow horsemen of the Apocolypse. Oh, yeah, I am him in the flesh. That reminds me, you might note that I have many different names and titles. That's because i have many allies from all over and each group has a different name to bestow me. Oddly enough, they all seem to suit me.I am called Galvatron because, like the Decepticon commander, I am wicked and insane. I am the Conquistador because that is what I insisted that everyone call me in order to annoy them (inspired by John Cleese's list on how to irritate people). The same goes for Magnifiscant one, which a friend even made a cape with that embrodered upon it for me. As for Batman, well, let us just say that, like Batman, I am known for being crafty and I typically try to prepare for everything. Besides . . . Batman is the greatest hero in fictional history!Anyway, more info on me will follow on later dates. Until then.
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My Interests

Oh, god, what don't I like? I am known for being a huge fan of anime and comics, though I also am a huge movie buff as well as an avid reader of literature of varied genres. Mainly scifi and horror though. The more controversial the better, that pretty much defines everything I like.

I'd like to meet:

I really just want to meet likeminded people. Friends to hang out with and chat with who share common interests whether they be male or female (though the ladies are always prefered of course). I mean, anime chicks kick ass 60% of the time . . . everytime!

Music:

I like most anything except rap and country. However, I'd say I particularly enjoy classic rock and metal. I've also been known to enjoy the works of Nightwish and E-Nomine (If you have heard of the latter group then that's awesome 'cause so few I know have even heard of E-Nomine)

Movies:

Star Wars, Anchorman . . . Jesus this is fucking hard . . . um . . . um . . . Hellraiser, Halloween, classic, awesome horror like that. Also, Suicide Club and Battle Royale are funny as Hell! THAT COUNTRY! Um . . . Akira, Ghost in the Shell, various other movies . . .

Television:

South Park, Drawn Together, Family Guy, all forms of Gundam, Invader ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM, Seinfeld, DBZ, Ghost in the Shell SAC, Hellsing, R.O.D . . . hmmmm

Books:

Dune and A Clockwork Orange are my favorite books ever!

Heroes:

Batman! The Fonz! Char Aznable! IlPalazzo! Vegeta! Oh, and the men and women who risk their lives blah blah blah real heroes blah blah blah SHOOT FUCKING LASERS FROM YOUR EYES THEN COME TALK TO ME!

My Blog

Grains of Truth Episode IV: Why Brandon Sucks ass

Because he does . . . duh.  I mean, Tom Metrick and myself have been bitching about this tool for god knows how long.  Seriously, they don't get dumber.  Check out his Myspace page.&nbs...
Posted by John on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:55:00 PST

Grains of Truth Episode III: The Long Weekend Blues

Hello all, I suppose the title says it all, does it not?  I have been on a five day weekend.  That means I need not go back to school until Wednesday!  Now, typically that would be kick...
Posted by John on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:45:00 PST

Grains of Truth Episode II: Osaka should get an Academy Award.

That's right . . . Osaka, from the highschool opus Azumanga Daioh should win an Academy Award for greatest character in fictional history.  You all must think I'm joking, but I am pretty serious!...
Posted by John on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:03:00 PST

Grains of Truth Episode I: A Humble Beginning

Greetings all.  This is the first installment of a Blog saga that I am currently calling "Grains of Truth." Granted, that's only the working title at the moment, but it is the one I lik...
Posted by John on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:44:00 PST