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Ohmigod BEWBS!!!

You can't spell 'pornolexicology' without 'lexi'!

About Me

Sex.
Drum + Bass.
Inhale, exhale.
Write erotica.
Bleed.
Work.
Read.
Walk.
Drink.
Dance.
Dream.
This is what is done.

How White and Nerdy Are You?

My Interests

writing, reading, travelling, sharpies, pit bulls + rottweilers, collaborative art, photography, victimless crimes, compulsive hyper-organization, cigarettes, coffee, wonkiness, ye olde [of the ages], marijuana, laptops, free stuff, sleep, dancing, tattoos, piercings, funky belts, wine, poetry, sex, nudity, evil, revolution, foliage, love, milk crates, matching my outfit to my sneakers, the banjo, the lower east side, ellipses, playing with language, vodka, chapst

I'd like to meet:

I'm not interested in your band. Especially if the name "Pendulum" is in the "Influences" or "Sounds Like" sections of your profile. Note: if you're a DJ, producer, or "making music", same applies.

Now that we've gotten that unpleasantness behind us:
I'd like to meet: writers, readers, dreamers, pornographers, polyamorists, potheads, soccer fans, sexpots, bartenders, cyclists, junglists, realists.
And Christopher Walken.
Also: If I don't know you in real life, I'm most likely not going to add you back. C'mon, people, send me a message at the very least before putting in a friend request. I'm not here for the sole purpose of being percieved as popular, y'know?



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My Blog

Iran.

Haven't updated in a little bit of a while, and I was reading the really lovely Op-Ed that advocates for an even-handed approach to dealing with the threat of a nuclear-armed Iran, and thought, "What ...
Posted by Ohmigod BEWBS!!! on Sat, 31 May 2008 05:16:00 PST

Liberation.

I'm just going to let this speak for itself (though I do like rule 4's reference to "female weaknesses"): ...
Posted by Ohmigod BEWBS!!! on Thu, 22 May 2008 11:19:00 PST

EQUALITY!!!

California has overturned the state's gay marriage ban!!!Who else wants to have a big gay party?...
Posted by Ohmigod BEWBS!!! on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:39:00 PST

Whirrrrrrrrr...

Oh, sweet Jesus.I so want one.
Posted by Ohmigod BEWBS!!! on Mon, 12 May 2008 11:05:00 PST

Manual.

So, apparently, once siezing power from the wretched Demon-crats, the Bush administration's oh-so-competent IT department scrapped the automatic archiving process for emails instituted by the Clinton ...
Posted by Ohmigod BEWBS!!! on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:02:00 PST

Tracklist.

An open letter to T-Pain:Dear Mr. Pain,I am one of the millions of people who own a copy of your latest album, Epiphany. In fact, if MySpace hadn't taken away the listening/watching/reading/playing fe...
Posted by Ohmigod BEWBS!!! on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:31:00 PST

Silly.

The first picture on the "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks today is pretty awesome; it gave me a big happy (except for my weeping inner copyeditor, who's never fucking satisfied):This has effect...
Posted by Ohmigod BEWBS!!! on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:50:00 PST

Lecture.

I'll be attending this lecture presented by the Berkeley Center for Law & Technology on Monday, and if any of you are interested, I urge you to join me. It starts at 4 (my work is paying me!), but...
Posted by Ohmigod BEWBS!!! on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:21:00 PST

Doomsday.

So, in case you haven’t heard about the Large Hadron Collider, here’s a kickass New Yorker article about it. I’m very amused by the doomsday machine. Apparently, so is Ruben Bolling,...
Posted by Ohmigod BEWBS!!! on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:37:00 PST

Oof.

Your tax dollars at work. Choice excerpt: "For purchases over $2,500, nearly half  or 48 percent  were unauthorized or improperly received. "Out of a sample of purchases totaling $2.7 million, ...
Posted by Ohmigod BEWBS!!! on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:00:00 PST