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JÅ¥ßÉÈ

Finally got hacked. Some people are just pathetic.

About Me


1 + 3 = FRIENDS! [inside joke and guess what? you're on the outside]
My name's Jerlene; I prefer J.b or J.
My siblings call me Honey Girl or Girl and my uncles and aunts call me Jerleney.
My birthday's 10/10/86- Do the math.
If you like my boobs, you should see my balls.
I was born and raised in Hawaii.
**Maui Built/Maui Pride**
No, I don't surf.
I'm HETEROflexible. ;-) I think everyone is...
I'm Roman Catholic.
My biological father passed away 1/11/05.
I don't get along with my mom's husband, probably never will, even though he's been around since I was 3.
I consider only my mom's side of the family to be actual family.
I'm one of the shyest people ever, but it will never show.
One of my good friends told me it was stupid to be friends with my brother. I haven't spoken to that friend since.
All my grandparents passed away.
I watch t.v. only when there's nothing else to do. I watch a lot of t.v.
I can't go to sleep without listening to music, the fan running and having something(like a pillow?) between my legs.
Don't tell me how to be, act, live, etc. I will hate you if you do.
I add everyone to my Space.
I wanted my diploma, I got my G.E.D.
I drink my sodas warm and eat my food cold.
I'm a lot like my oldest brother, closest to my youngest brother and tolerate my middle brother.
Real men DO NOT wear pink, tight pants and nail polish. That's not "emo", that's gay.
I no longer do drugs or drink. I plan to keep it that way.
I like to be grammatically correct. If you don't, please refrain from speaking to me.
I've always thought it was better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.
Judge me all you want but keep the verdict to yourself.

My Interests

Swimming, body boarding, diving, going to the beach, sleeping.
A toke a day keeps the reality at bay.

I'd like to meet:



I'd like to meet that drunk customer from my store. The one that sang that song to me. Hilarious!

Music:

Reggae, pop, rock, alternative, rap, hip hop and thats about it. Basically anything but jazz.

Movies:

Angela's Ashes, Willy Wonka, Deuces Wild.
See "About Me" for more...

Television:

Third Watch, Will & Grace, Friends, Family Guy, Life Of Ryan, Real World, Prison Break, The L Word, One Tree Hill, South Of Nowhere, Gilmore Girls, Real World/Road Rules Challenges, Roseanne, Fresh Prince, Bad Girls Club, Simple Life, C.S.I.: Miami, Mad TV, SNL, Man VS. Wild, etc.

Books:

Green Mile, A Walk To Remember, The Only Girl In The Car, Of Mice and Men, History of Western Philosophy, etc.

Heroes:

Mammy!:)
I was told that I'm a bitch. Well, it's true. I am a beautiful individual that causes horniness.
Fears Spiders, cockroaches, water[ocean mostly], darkness, heights, geckos and death.

My Blog

My enlarged heart.

I have a doctors appointment tomorrow. I'm going in for a physical and getting my heart examed. I had no idea smoking some of the things that I smoke would cause my heart to grow permanently. I had to...
Posted by JÅ¥ßÉÈ on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:07:00 PST

100% FREE MySpace Friend Adder

Sickest Adder100% FREE MySpace Friend Adder!Are you also tired of adding friends manually?Adding friends on MySpace takes a lot of time and it's very BORING! Advertise and get a lot of friends through...
Posted by JÅ¥ßÉÈ on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:39:00 PST

Rest In Peace Aunty Mary

My sister called me at 10:30pm tonight and told me that Aunty Mary[one of my coworkers] had just passed away. I was in complete shock and wanted to cry, but I stopped myself because I just wanted to g...
Posted by JÅ¥ßÉÈ on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:34:00 PST

Goodbye Meth

We were together everyday for the past couple of months. You were the first thing I thought about when I woke up in the morning and the last thing I thought about before I went to bed. That's if I cou...
Posted by JÅ¥ßÉÈ on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:34:00 PST

I quit.

I took my job back because there was someone there that I wanted to see. I got offered a better job in the same chain but this person just caught my attention.No one is worth all the drama the job com...
Posted by JÅ¥ßÉÈ on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:30:00 PST

Quotes that are the shit.

I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown, which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable...
Posted by JÅ¥ßÉÈ on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 01:42:00 PST

Once again...

If you know me, you probably know about the Kristy Friend incident. Well, the same shit is going on with someone else, coincidentally, named Christi. It's crazy...If someone fucks you over, what are y...
Posted by JÅ¥ßÉÈ on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 01:21:00 PST

Funniest Moment

Ok. So Melinda, Christi and I went on the side of our store and smoked some weed. Christi's done it before but never got stoned. (She got stoned when she smoke with me so I taught this girl how to smo...
Posted by JÅ¥ßÉÈ on Wed, 28 May 2008 07:04:00 PST

Some Stuff

Finish The SentenceLet's walk on the:    BeachLet's run through:    puddlesLet's look at the:    sunsetWhat a nice:    dayWhere did all the:...
Posted by JÅ¥ßÉÈ on Fri, 23 May 2008 03:33:00 PST

Strange Survey...

..tr>Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:NoWhat7 yearsEver been in a car wreck?:Yes, a fewWere you popular in high school?:Everyone knew me but I kept to myselfHave you eve...
Posted by JÅ¥ßÉÈ on Fri, 23 May 2008 03:26:00 PST