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Disowned

The World is Mine... - David Guetta

About Me

Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.

My Interests

Traveling, computers, snowskiing, multiplayer games, waterskiing, rock climbing, nightclubs, movies, chess, reading, music, and suffocating kittens. (Hey we're not all perfect!)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can assist me in my ultimate goal to create and control an army of genetically engineered Chuck Norris clones with which I will take over the world.

Music:

Gorillaz, Tatu, John Mayer, Depeche Mode, Gosti iz Budeschgo, any Russian pop/dance.

Movies:

Cast Away, Reservoir Dogs, Band of Brothers, Lost in Translation, The Godfather Part II, The Road Home, Scent of a Woman, Lawrence of Arabia, Braveheart, Dumb and Dumber, Remains of the Day

Television:

My Name is Earl, The Office, Amazing race, Fear factor, Discovery Channel, National Geographic channel, E! , Spike, Speedvision.

Books:

Books on my shelf: Playing the Moldovans, The Riddle of the Compass, The Grown Up's Guide to Running Away From Home, Consider your Options, The Practical Nomad, The Writer's Mentor, CCNA Flashpass, 101 Sudoku Puzzles, California Camping...

Heroes:

Frodo, Mrs. Fields, the magical talking walnut, any of Hilary Clinton's stalkers, Larry the Cucumber, and of course...THIS GUY

My Blog

In Soviet Russia, mosquitos swat YOU! (pt 1)

(chapter 6)Katya and I chattered back and forth during the drive to Akademgorodokand caught up on old times. She was now married to the boyfriend whosechild she had been pregnant with during my last t...
Posted by Disowned on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 08:04:00 PST

In Soviet Russia, mosquitos swat YOU! (pt. 2)

continued from previous...Fortunately, to keep my mind off the discomfort of the bed, I was alsointroduced to the second curse of Siberia. Mosquitoes. It was guerillawarfare and the enemy was both pat...
Posted by Disowned on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 08:01:00 PST

'Nuther piece

I finally recognized Katya at the Novosibirsk airport. She had notchanged much, and looked as dignified and striking as ever. We exchangedhugs and greetings and she scolded me a bit, telling me that I...
Posted by Disowned on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 07:01:00 PST

Welcome to Russia

Thought I'd maybe post some chapters from my book I wrote about 4 years ago. It was never published, but I quietly took some writing classes to attempt to turn my notes into a presentable form. Here's...
Posted by Disowned on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:58:00 PST