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Christopher

If you're not wasted -- the day is.

About Me

The official rules to add me as a friend on News Corporation's Myspace.com social networking website:It's come to my attention that the previous screed here made me seem more unfriendly than I probably am. So, I've removed it. I am friendly. Odds are i will hate your band though.If you're a band wanting to add me go ahead, but I'll warm you -- I'm pretty lazy. I will probably look at your profile but not listen to your music since I rarely have time for that at work. That being said I do have bands on my friends list and this is because I really, really, really like just about every band that is on my friends list. Chances are slim that I'll instantly like your band enough to want to add you as my cyber-pal. And the chances are even slimmer if you're a band that can be described as any of the following: emo, screamo, nu-metal, folk metal, singer-songwriter, pop, pop-punk, emo-pop, swedish death metal, country, progressive country, nu-country, godsmack, electronica, techno, booty, ghetto-booty, miami bass, rap-metal, or metalcore.Thanks for taking the time to read this. ---I like taking naps. I like sleeping a lot, over all. Sometimes I like sleeping for awhile, waking up for about 10 minutes or so, then going right back to sleep and sleeping for a long time still further. I'm a member of the band known as Chapstik . I play guitar. Loudly.
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My Interests

My wife is my primary interest above all. Otherwise, I like sleeping, my family, science, music, bicycle riding and did I mention my wife?

I'd like to meet:

Al Roker, Regis Philbin, Alex Trebek, "Willy" from "Free Willy", Rush Limbaugh, Milt Wilcox, Chet Lemon, Michael J. Fox, Peggy Flemming, Bruce Willis, Sohpia Pertillo, Gary Shandling, Stephen Wright, Jerry Reed, Bea Arthur, Willie Nelson, Samuel L. Jackson, and Ian Paice, Redd Fox.

Music:

Is all there is.

Movies:

Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Moonraker, Caddy Shack, The Matrix, Scarface, Dirty Work, Jackie Brown, The Big Lebowski, Corvette Summer, Ghostbusters, Kill Bill, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

Television:

Discovery Science Channel, CSI and that's about it.

Books:

Chariots Of The Gods, Cryptonomicon, Snow Crash, Neuromancer, Holy Fire,

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Roger Waters, Michael Moore, George Carlin, Frank Zappa, Lemmy, David Lee Roth, Tony Iommi, Henry Rollins, King Buzzo, Stevie Wonder, John Bonham, Bill Murray

My Blog

More on the bike.

I again went on a 50 mile+ bike ride starting from my home located in the heart of downtown Ferndale, MI. I planned on making a complete reverse route of what I did back on July 14th, 2007. I went alo...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:13:00 PST

Russia lol cat!


Posted by Christopher on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:34:00 PST

Russia

I've been trying to figure out what to write about this first trip to Russia ever since we got back on Thursday night last week. I mean, there's really a lot to it. I'm well past my days of exhaustive...
Posted by Christopher on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:27:00 PST

I’m off to Russia.

I leave to go to Russia on August 16th. I hope the cyber-stalkers won't know that I'm out of town. They'll break in and steal my cats! So, yeah, we're flying from Detroit to Frankfort, Germany and the...
Posted by Christopher on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:23:00 PST

Time to go to Russia.

I think I've pretty much personally informed everyone of this (except maybe Leighton, 'cause he's out in Montana getting evil staph infections)  my wife and I received a referral for a 21 month old b...
Posted by Christopher on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 07:57:00 PST

Battle of the bands

A wise man once said, "Once you've entered a battle of the bands, you've already lost."
Posted by Christopher on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:42:00 PST

Michigan/Detroit survey via Dang

1. What kind of Faygo pop is your favorite?Red Pop or Moonmist2. Who is your favorite hometown sports team?Tigers, FTW!3. Ever see them in action?Yes4. How fast do you usually go on I-696.705. On I-94...
Posted by Christopher on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:01:00 PST

Eat a kitten

If I have to see that picture of Tony Danza's head morphed on to Glen Danzig's body as a comment on anymone's myspace.com page again I'm going to eat a kitten.Oh, kitten!What's that little bundle of f...
Posted by Christopher on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:53:00 PST

Tired

Things I am tired of seeing at the side of the road and on side walks while out bike riding:Used CondomsOne ShoeEmpty pint bottles of liquorBroken glassChicken bonesEmpty/burst fast food sauce packets...
Posted by Christopher on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:47:00 PST

Frozen Hotdogs

For some reason, while I was working on a problem at work today, I thought about frozen hotdogs. Then I remembered this one show my old band played many years ago. It was probably in 1998 or before th...
Posted by Christopher on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:15:00 PST