· Really good satire & clever sarcasm
· Cooking and baking
· Dreaming of guns I'll never afford to own and loving the ones I do own
· Seeing and/or figuring out how things work
· Making domestic violence humorous
· Taking lots and lots of pictures
· DrPepper, iced and hot tea, lemonade, hot cocoa and my Tahoe tap water
· Secret recreation spots
· Wood paneling
· Cleanliness & organization
· Writing letters to people who will never receive them
· Questioning what the hell some people are thinking, i.e. "What was this person thinking when they made this picture?"
· Blogging
· Adding personal commentary during movies & tv shows
· Sending and receiving mail
I'd like to meet:
Anyone who doesn't approach our pug and say "Hey, it's the Men In Black Dog!" People who aren't afraid of using correct spelling and grammar online, in IM's, or text messages. And I'd especially love to meet local pug and Brussels Griffon owners, or even better yet, another Brug owner! Lulu really wants some friends she can go to the dog park with.
Television:
COPS, Ninja Warrior, House, American Idol, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Jeopardy, Man Vs. Wild, Survivor Man, Free Radio, Celebrity Rehab, Most Evil. I used to like Grey's Anatomy but gave up on it as it got, well, dumb.
Books:
The last book I read was one I found on the floor in Jesse's truck. Apparently it was Wes's book he got at the school library. Very tacky stupid entertainment. Go Ask Alice. A girl's diary of her descent into becoming a druggie. The girl is 15. Someone slips her LDS in her soda. After that she becomes a drug crazed junkie. Within a week she's doing speed, selling pot, and banging a gay guy. Can we say fabricated!? There's no way in hell that was a "real" diary, but probably some sort of anti-drug propaganda. None the less, I was amused...
Heroes:
Ronnie James Dio. Who else could dress like an elf or be in a band called Rainbow and make it seem bad-ass?
Tourettes Guy
And of course, my husband, Jesse. He's my local hero. I admire his individualism. He's the wolf I look up to amidst the crowds of sheep in the world. Lulu, too. She might be small, but she'll take on a dog three times her size in a heartbeat!
