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Jess

French Kiss the Elderly

About Me

I'm Jess.... This time it'll be different.. I pity people who think having a bad experience means never being happy! I think Sarcasm is the key to MY success. I hate it when people say their friends are the best. (self explanitory) UNI UNI UNI UNI UNI..

My Interests

I have loadss... Drama! sleeping, sleeping with friends, sleeping on friends, sleeping that isn't really sleeping, thinking of more things you can do in your sleep,friends (because you gotta have em, n i love them) Music, going college, not going college, drama, the theatre, house parties..... any partay. going anywhere that isn't my house, althou recently i have come to appreciate my room..Bill Bailey.My FRIENDS are SEXY! MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

I'd like to meet:

Bill Bailey please.

Music:

I pretty much will listen to anything.. from Travis to Pink and Kelly clarkeson, Aretha Franklin, and whitney houston to Metallica, And the list is endless.. anything from Rock/Punk/ To...Ska.. Oh and Micheal Jackson is awesome.. and so are musicals..*Billy elliot is fucking amazing*.r{}*Rent*.r{}*Chicago*/ there are so many... Billy elliot is the best thou!

Movies:

I like... Butterfly Effect/One flew over the cuckoos nest/8 mile/honey/RENT THE MOVIE/Romeo and Juliet/Old School/Moulin Rouge/Rocky horror show/FAME/4 weddings and a funeral/The Shawshank Redemption/Trainspotting/Fightclub

Television:

F.R.I.E.N.D.S/Americas next top model/

Books:

I reading... "You Don't Know Me"-- David Klass-I've finished this book now! "The Joy Of Sex" - purchased by joe as my christmas pressie! "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" - fuck no's who wrote that!

Heroes:

Anybody that has a costume and a superpower. Blatantly..And /KATY/ANDY/SARAH=funniest people in my life.

My Blog

No Regrets...

Its ok.... We had Fun, Yesh........ NO regrets, n I can't change that!!!!
Posted by Jess on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:44:00 PST

Being 18!

Hmm. when people say that its no different being 18, than it is being 17.. i think they're wrong, i feel soo different... its prob coz i didn't go down town or owt before much, so now i can, an god it...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:48:00 PST

The single best day of my life

Was YESTERDAY It was beautiful.. Me, an Andy, Freeman, Laura, Sarah an laura.j. Went to a photo studio, and had some pics took... Like my Pic..... But BETTER omg.... It was amazing....We all look cool...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:40:00 PST

Sam Is Old!

It is sam's birthday today..  He is 19!!!! (sam is old. I didn't get to take him out???1!! WTF! but to be fair, we weren't in good states. It was Sam's party last night. It was awesome, I had fun...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:08:00 PST

Mika, Jess an Phil...

Oh come the fuck on Jessica... Jess: Do I attract you? Phil: Do I repulse you with my queasy smile? Jess: Am I too dirty? Phil: Am I too flirty? Jess: Do I like what you like? Phil: I could be wholeso...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:48:00 PST

COME THE FUCK ON!!!!!1

Yeahhhh!!!!!!!!11 GOT INTO UNII!!!! YES MATE!!!! An who would've guessed i'd find everything i'd want in DERBY!! its perfect.. I'm happy! THE END!!!...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 03:02:00 PST

Last night, I had a lovely time....

.....With my friends, and their other halfs, (those that could make it) and it was lovely, We were supposed to go to Nando's, But Nando's being, well, Nando's :s there was obvz a 45 min wait for ...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:42:00 PST

2007!

This year i'm supposed to, Go to California with sam Continue being extremely happy and in love with my sam! Pass my A levels. See my friends as much as possible... Pass my Driving te...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:08:00 PST

'Friends, romans, countrymen'

WHAT YOU WOULD RATHER BE CALLED 001. Babe or Baby: both, I don't have a preference. 002. Sweetie or Hunny: sweetie 003. Darling or Dear: Darling, u only sayin dear, when ur being a bitch! THIS OR THAT...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:51:00 PST

Christmas is coming, (sam is getting fat)

I'm jokin, sam isn't getting fat, not that i'd care if he did! I just thought it rhymed!!!! Lol! I think i like christmas now, I'm gettin excited to be honest, Blatantly going to the christmas ball, g...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:31:00 PST