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Santa MOTHERFUCKING Claus

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About Me

I am old Kris Kringle, otherwise known as, Santa Clause. I visit you every Christmas and if you are good i bring you lots of fun and joy and if you are bad, ohhh, if you are bad, i bring you a lump of coal! I only bring presents to those who believe in me. Because "If you believe, anything is possible!" My wife Mrs. Clause is just a wonderful woman. She bakes the best cookies for santa, although last year, some girls in Ohio left me some really fabulous cookies, ho ho ho! My elfs help me pack my sleigh and then i am on my way, Christmas is here to stay! Hope youve been a good kid this year! Leave Santa a comment to make sure i know what you would like for Christmas, and remember, Santa Clause is coming to town! Add me to your friend list and leave a comment telling me what you would like for Christmas! And to all, a good night! Add me and i will make all your sugar dumpling dreams come true! A dream is something i can make come true!
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS???
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My Interests

Guiding my sleigh with my most wonderful reighndeer out there! You know Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donnar and Blitzen, but you know my most favorite reighdeer of all, RUDOLPH! Every year Rudolph you have come thru with your nose so bright and never let us down! Ho Ho Ho! I love trying to fit my jolly stomach down chimneys because even though it is so much work, when i get to the bottom, the cookies and milk is far worth the workout! And the joy on little childrens faces when they wake up Christmas morning and they see presents under the Christmas tree! Wow it is almost the most wonderful time of the year!

I'd like to meet:

Good boys and girls who want nothing but a feast of presents!
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Music:

Santa Clause Is Coming To Town, Rocking Around The Christmas Tree, Theres Always Tomrorow, The 12 Days Of Christmas, you know, basically all of those good christmas songs that you dance to! Tis the season to be jolly!

Movies:

Ho Ho Ho! "Christmas Story" has got to be a classic! But by far Santa's favorite "National Lampoons: Christmas Vacation" wow that one has me and Mrs. Clause laughing gee golly gosh like no tomorrow! And of course who can forget the classic clay animation movies, they are by far classic, gee!!

Heroes:

Clark Griswald

My Blog

[so basically...]Thanksgiving

so basically tomorrow is Thanksgiving...This marks the last day of my vacation and the first day of my worktell me about it this fucking sucks majorxcoremy life fucking sucksthere's no real purpose ...
Posted by Santa MOTHERFUCKING Claus on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:52:00 PST