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the drunken onions

it sux bein underground

About Me

we was a hoe bag of onions.... we fell out and wound up in the dirt. we was afraid of the stew... things just aint been the same ever since. then one day cheeves (onion to my right) pulled out a guitar. pedal pulled out his jaw harp. and we began a jammin. PISS AND TITS! PISS AND TITS! PISS AND TITS! so... join our party. come rock with cheeves, ring and pedal. we are... the drunken onions...

My Interests

piss and tits

I'd like to meet:

a nice potato... trident... steve buscemi... and.... ghandi....

Music:

cheeves plays the butt flute... ring plays the brontasaurus...

Movies:

field of dreams

Television:

three's company and ALF

Books:

onions cant read you fools!

Heroes:

the tomatos

My Blog

shady shit goin down behind the shed

dear diary... its been awhile.recent events have brought to our attention that some shady shit has been goin down behind the shed. our friends rojo and verde the bell peppers have brought this to...
Posted by the drunken onions on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 05:46:00 PST

drunk

there was this party and oh man we got fucked up.the tomatos showed up at the end, they challenged us to a rap battle.so i said "hip hop hippie to the hippidy hop shut up bitch!". i squashed a to...
Posted by the drunken onions on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:48:00 PST

once upon a time in idaho

we were at war with the potatos. the tomatos were on our side. it was going to be a bloody fist fight. and dammit... someone was going to cry. the odds were against us. we were in idaho.but pedals bro...
Posted by the drunken onions on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:51:00 PST