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Posted by Mike on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 11:33:00 PST |
Speed Cruise Vacation |
They should make a movie that is two sequels in one.
Combine the Vacation series with the Speed oeuvre. Imagine Clark Griswold and family on an out of control cruise ship that can't slow down or else...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:30:00 PST |
Bork & Bangst |
The torque of the Bork reflects the angst in the Bangst when you're filling the tanks of the endeavor that weathers the feather of a big old stronghold of a cold fold that holds the tiny finely tuned ...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 10:36:00 PST |
Ultimate Alchemy |
The truest form of alchemy is not turning things into gold, it is the transformation of things into chocolate.
Whoever created the first chocolate bunny was a genius.
Posted by Mike on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 09:31:00 PST |
A very good month |
June, what a month...Well, we moved into a new apartment. Man, our last place sucked ass. If Satan was shopping around for a new location for Hell, I might have a recommendation for him.My parents cam...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 08:58:00 PST |
My God, It's full of jelly beans... |
Here are some delicious Jelly Belly recipes:
1 Blueberry + 1 7-Up = Blueberry Temple
1 Licorice + 1 Root Beer + 1 Island Punch = Dental Gel
2 Lemon Lime + 1 Toasted Marshmallow + 1 A&W Cream Soda ...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 09:31:00 PST |
Twas A Good Day |
Today was the first Saturday that I have had off in a long time.
I went to the vet and got Lily some cat food. Her stomach is now fat because she hasn't had wet food (her favorite good dinner) in a wh...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 07:41:00 PST |
Mr. Ted Turner, Media Mogul... American |
Simply put, I was contacted by Ted Turner, well his lawyers really. I was kindly asked to change the name of my Myspace account. As I understand, it was harmful to the image of Mr. Fonda. So, con...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 04:50:00 PST |
Toilet Philosophy |
Fellers,
One of the best feelings in the world is the Peefart. You know the one. When you're standing there wizzing and you fart at the same time. You don't even really try to fart. That's the beauty ...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:59:00 PST |
Civility |
A lady sat down next to me today in a fast food joint. I could see that she was looking over at me, thinking "Hmm. How can I break the ice?"
She said "Mars has a lot of dust."
I replied "I'm...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:08:00 PST |
