Madness |
Sometimes I think everyone in the world has gone absolutely fucking mad.
Including me. Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:20:00 GMT |
What day is it? |
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wakeupworkhomesleepwakeupw... Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:18:00 GMT |
Jellybelly Folly |
What I thought was chocolate pudding was actually root beer and, being that it was coupled with blueberry, it turned out to be quite a disgusting surprise.
Oh, calamity. Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:25:00 GMT |
Honk if you love Christopher Marlowe |
I feel like I've been run over by a truck. I think the side of it said "Marlowe", and I'm pretty sure it had a bumper sticker that said "Tamburlaine The Great is my co-pilot".
I've been in tech rehear... Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 21:17:00 GMT |
Bad opening sentences to imaginary novels found here |
No one really knew what the machine was for, or what it was called, but it had always been there; that is to say that no one could remember a time when it wasn't rasping, and vibrating, and ... Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:36:00 GMT |
Twelve hours, ten minutes.... |
And counting down.
I've just returned from Borders where I picked up my neon orange Harry Potter wrist band (marking me for the rest of the day as a dork of the highest order), which wi... Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:53:00 GMT |
Vs. |
Been think 'bout this.......
Who would win in a fight to the death between a caveman and an astronaut? Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 06:49:00 GMT |
Bizarro America |
I've just returned from my first visit to our neighbor to the north, Canada, eh. I was sent by my work to be trained on a new automated scenery system that our theatre is buying. Although I was only t... Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 07:05:00 GMT |
Your mother's a winch |
Today I was nearly thwarted by an inanimate object that mistakenly believed it was smarter than I.
In the end I proved my superior intellect by beating it with various blunt objects, muttering&n... Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 20:09:00 GMT |
Ta Da! |
Carly sent me Texas in a box, I can deny her nothing.
So the point of this game is you post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who then have t... Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 22:25:00 GMT |