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Michelle

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About Me


I'm only interested in you from an anthropological perspective.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My family in Lebanon, Jesus, Hiram Bingham, Howard Carter, Jack Kerouac, Lucille Ball, Naguib Mahfouz, Jimmy Carter, His Holiness the Dali Lama, Amelia Peabody Emerson, Barbie, Dr. Zahi Hawass, Phyllis Diller, Gertrude Bell...

My Blog

Madness

Sometimes I think everyone in the world has gone absolutely fucking mad. Including me.
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:20:00 GMT

What day is it?

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Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:18:00 GMT

Jellybelly Folly

What I thought was chocolate pudding was actually root beer and, being that it was coupled with blueberry, it turned out to be quite a disgusting surprise. Oh, calamity.
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:25:00 GMT

Honk if you love Christopher Marlowe

I feel like I've been run over by a truck. I think the side of it said "Marlowe", and I'm pretty sure it had a bumper sticker that said "Tamburlaine The Great is my co-pilot". I've been in tech rehear...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 21:17:00 GMT

Bad opening sentences to imaginary novels found here

No one really knew what the machine was for, or what it was called, but it had always been there; that is to say that no one could remember a time when it wasn't rasping, and vibrating, and ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:36:00 GMT

Twelve hours, ten minutes....

And counting down. I've just returned from Borders where I picked up my neon orange Harry Potter wrist band (marking me for the rest of the day as a dork of the highest order), which wi...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:53:00 GMT

Vs.

Been think 'bout this....... Who would win in a fight to the death between a caveman and an astronaut?
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 06:49:00 GMT

Bizarro America

I've just returned from my first visit to our neighbor to the north, Canada, eh. I was sent by my work to be trained on a new automated scenery system that our theatre is buying. Although I was only t...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 07:05:00 GMT

Your mother's a winch

Today I was nearly thwarted by an inanimate object that mistakenly believed it was smarter than I. In the end I proved my superior intellect by beating it with various blunt objects, muttering&n...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 20:09:00 GMT

Ta Da!

Carly sent me Texas in a box, I can deny her nothing.   So the point of this game is you post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who then have t...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 22:25:00 GMT