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DICK .... The other White Meat !

Retired + Married to Tattoo Doll = Permanent Vacation!!!

About Me

A "Touchy-Feely" reporter once asked me, "What would you feel when you shoot a Terrorist"? I said, "RECOIL"I hail from Columbus Ohio.... I have played the violin for 29 years... The Cello for 2 years.... Bet you would have never guessed that... I joined the Navy at 17, travelled the 7 seas (literally), visited nearly every continent over a 20 year period. I am now happily retired living the California life with my trophy wife and lovely daughters. I love music and every aspect of it... I love to write it, play it, and listen to all types...
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My Interests

A CHIEF DOESN'T DRINK, HE TASTES LIQUIDS. IF HE DOES DRINK, HE SHALL NOT GET DRUNK IF HE DOES GET DRUNK, HE SHALL NOT STAGGER IF HE SHOULD STAGGER, HE SHALL NOT FALL IF HE DOES FALL, HE SHALL FALL IN A MANNER AS TO LAND SO HIS RATE INSIGNIA IS COVERED AND IT APPEARS HE IS AN OFFICER

I'd like to meet:

Baby Jesus...,watching his Baby Einstein developmental... videos, still learning his colors and shapes...The eight pound, six ounce, newborn Baby Jesus in his golden, fleece diaper...

Music:



Nirvana, Foo Fighters.... Dave Grohl is a genius...... 80's Rock, Metallica, Anthrax, Motley Crue, Ratt, Judas Priest, Ozzy (of course), Def Leppard, Faster Pussycat, Stuck Mojo, ALice in Chains (R.I.P. Layne), Pantera (R.I.P. Dime), Mudvayne, White Zombie, Some Blink 182, Red Hot Chili Peppers, S.O.D., Danzig, Genitorturers, Lunachicks, Theo and the Skyscrapers, Marilyn Manson, Nine inch Nails, Sepultura, Guns & Roses, Sammy Hagar, Iron Maiden, Downspell, Megadeth, DOPE, Godsmack, Staind, Jack off Jill, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit (except Fred Durst is a punk ass SOB and needs to be humbled and beat down), Suicidal Tendencies, Lacuna Coil, Infectious Grooves, Butthole surfers, Violent Femmes, Slipknot, I think you get the idea. DEAR MOTHER, DEAR FATHER, WHAT IS THIS HELL YOU HAVE PUT ME THROUGH? BELIEVER, DECEIVER, DAY IN DAY OUT LIVE MY LIFE THROUGH YOU. PUSHED ONTO ME WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT, HIDDEN FROM THIS THING THAT THEY CALL LIFE. DEAR MOTHER, DEAR FATHER, EVERY THOUGHT I'D THINK YOU'D DISAPPROVE. CURATOR, DICTATOR, ALWAYS CENSORING MY EVERY MOVE. CHILDREN ARE SEEN BUT ARE NOT HEARD, TEAR OUT EVERYTHING INSPIRED. INNOCENCE, TORN FROM ME WITHOUT YOUR SHELTER. BARRED REALITY, I'M LIVING BLINDLY. DEAR MOTHER, DEAR FATHER, TIME HAD FROZEN STILL WHAT'S LEFT TO BE. HEAR NOTHING, SAY NOTHING, CANNOT FACE THE THE FACT I THINK FOR ME. NO GUARANTEE, IT'S LIFE AS IS, BUT DAMN YOU FOR NOT GIVING ME MY CHANCE. DEAR MOTHER, DEAR FATHER, YOU'VE CLIPPED MY WINGS BEFORE I LEARNED TO FLY. UNSPOILED, UNSPOKEN, I'VE OUTGROWN THAT FUCKING LULLABY. SAME THING I'VE ALWAYS HEARD FROM YOU. DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO! INNOCENCE, TORN FROM ME WITHOUT YOUR SHELTER. BARRED REALITY, I'M LIVING BLINDLY. I'M IN HELL WITHOUT YOU. CANNOT COPE WITHOUT YOU TWO. SHOCKED AT THE WORLD THAT I SEE, INNOCENT VICTIM PLEASE RESCUE ME. DEAR MOTHER, DEAR FATHER, HIDDEN IN YOUR WORLD YOU'VE MADE FOR ME. I'M SEETHING, I'M BLEEDING, RIPPING WOUNDS IN ME THAT NEVER HEAL. UNDYING SPITE I FEEL FOR YOU, LIVING OUT THIS HELL YOU ALWAYS KNEW.

Movies:

Raising Arizona American History X Devils Rejects House of 1000 Corpses Caddyshack Night at the Roxbury Talladega Nights (Shake & Bake) Anchorman A Clockwork Orange

Television:

Whats that?

Books:

Anything with pictures

Heroes:

Patricia Ann, All of the Men and Women who have served and are currently serving in the United States Military, and of course... Ron Burgundy