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Books, languages, media, sarcasm, day-dreaming and celebrity gossip presented by stereotypical hollywood gay men.
My Heroes
SupermanCaptain Planetthe pink Power Ranger Who i'd like to meetTom Cruise - so i can cut off his head, tear off his ears and stuff his mouth full of garlic.Hanson - ask them what the hell "mmm bop" is meant to mean.The people who make pop up ads/spyware/trojans etc - so i can force feed them their own testicles.
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i have very little interest in music, i get incredibly bored at concerts. once, during a concert for some nameless rock band, i got so bored i began day-dreaming and failed to notice that the bare-chested lead singer/guitarist had leapt off the stage and was playing right behind me. and by "right" behind me i mean about a metre behind me, he was that close. i only noticed when the entire crowd turned to stare at me and i wondered why on earth an entire room of people would be looking at me.really, concerts bore me that much.
old "horror" movies are a great source of amusement. i love comedies and dramas, but i hate anything described as "epic" or an "experience not to be missed". those descriptions are usually reserved for war movies and other historical rubbish. *yawn*i absolutely loathe end-of-the-world and zombie flicks. have you ever noticed how the apocalypse always happens in New York? would't want to be them!i also loathe American "horror" movies. i don't mean the funny, old kind like "Friday the 13th". i mean the absolute hollywood shit like "House of Wax" (which i was dragged kicking and screaming to see) and "Texas Chainsaw Massacre". Oh! and those ridiculous series of movies that never seem to end! like "I know what you did last summer" and "Scream". Alright! most of them get killed and the ones who narrowly escape get killed in the next movie! we get it! enough!ugh!Oh, and what the hell is with movies like "Little Man" and "The Pacifier"?! i mean, REALLY?! what a waste of money.
I love TV (most of it). Though i absolutely cannot tolerate "reality" TV like "Big Brother" and "Survivor". i can almost understand why people watch "Survivor", but "Big Brother"? Are you really that bored?i love Frasier, Friends, Becker, The Simpsons, Midsomer Murders, Cold Case, Law & Order, CSI, most (but not all) comedies and crime shows. i know i've spent far too many hours in front of the TV, but i have no regrets.except that one episode of "Big Brother" i watched to see what all the hype was about. that i regret.
I'm no longer ashamed to admit that i'm totally into chick-lit.i spent a lot of time in highschool reading, and i've spanned many genre's (okay, that's a bit of a lie. i've spanned about two genre's.) and while i'm perfectly capable of reading Jane Austen and Charles Dickens, i'm far more entertained by Melanie La'Brooy and Sophie Kinsella.
♥♥My Heroes♥♥Matt Groening Chocolate John Pemberton (he invented Coca Cola)♥Batman♥the person who invented microwave popcornBen Foldsmicrowave popcornRed Roosterand more.