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Miss Samantha™

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About Me


Samantha. 21. Single.

2008 has completely killed me.
I hate buttons so much that once I hid six of them under a lamp, so I'd never have to see them again.

I think they're all still there, but I'm too scared to check.
I get excited over stupid things. Shiney things. Funnily dressed things. Slightly smaller versions of normal things. I once got so excited about getting petrol I ran my car into the bowser. Now I have no bumper.

That bumper was holding me back.
I can make anyone do anything for a dollar. It's a skill. I once paid someone a dollar to eat a block of copha. He ate half & threw up. I waited for him to pass out & stapled his jumper arms together. And didn't pay him.
My car currently has a 5 kilo pole, three letter boxes & a traffic cone in the boot, and I'm not entirely sure where they came from. My boot is it's own council.
I'm a news reader/journalist at Radio Adelaide. It's super rad, and I'm the sure the 10 or so listeners who've confused it's number with JJJ's and accidently tuned in probably agree.
Clearly; in no order. Janet. Simon. Ryan. Nathan. Mandy. Lauren. Mel. Heather. Sasha. Sophie.

Private jokes. Playground equipment. Ponies. Unicorns. Early mornings. Late nights. Amazing music. Lyrics. Cuddles. Guitar Hero [lol]. Always saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. Immaturity. Burning Brendan about every part of his life. Being a massive music nerd. Placebo [since '98. so... go fuck your 'meds']. Epic walks with flasks of tea & Ryan. Entire days spent shopping with Lauren. Night time coffee on the Jetty with Nathan. Late night texting. 5 am calls, just because. Conor Oberst. Winter. Summer. The number 69.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Zombie Jesus.

Music:

I'll show you mine, if you show me yours first. Let's compare scars; I'll tell you who's is worse..Bright Eyes. .Placebo.

A Perfect Circle Incubus Muse Mindless Self Indulgence Papa Roach [super old stuff] Radiohead Rise Against The Mars Volta Tool

.. A.F.I After The Fall Alkaline Trio Anti-Flag Ben Folds Birthday Party Bright Eyes Editors Funeral For a Friend Frenzel Rhomb George {Old stuff} Greenday {old stuff} Grinspoon Gyroscope The Hot Lies Hawthorne Heights Him The Living End Lo Tel Papa Roach Matchbook Romance Mew ♥ ♥ Mindless Self Indulgence ♥ ♥ Motion City Soundtrack My Chemical Romance Opeth Nick Cave NIN Nirvana NOFX PLACEBO {Fave since 98, and forever. Beautiful.} Radiohead Regurgitator Rise Against Silverchair {old stuff} Savage Garden Taking Back Sunday The Shins The Smashing Pumpkins Tool Tori Amos The Used The Vines The White Stripes TISM Weird Al

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Movies:

Garden State

..Southpark Movie, Garden State, Beetle Juice, Sleepy Hollow, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Ed Wood, Edward Scissor Hands, Charly and the Chocolate Factory, Tim Burton deserves a shrine, Secret Window, Pirates of the Caribbean, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Mall Rats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, I want to hug Kevin Smith, Ned, Computer Boy, Family Guy Movie, Imaginary Heroes...

Television:



I don't watch that much TV, but I do know what I like: Small children and fat people repeatedly being run over by old people on toboggans.
It's also a well known fact that Dawsons Creek is the best television show ever made, and I owe both my apathetic outlook and extensive vocubulary to it.
.. Failing that, Boston Legal, Scrubs, Fraiser and the Boosh rate a mention. As do The IT Crowd, The Office, Coupling, Blackadder, A Dark Place, and anything else rated 'cult' I can drop into conversations to make myself sound way cooler than I am. ..

Heroes:

Janet & Simon.