Raping, pillaging, looting, all around larceny, people with low caliber ammunition, world domination, galaxy domination, universe domination, burbon, enslavement of the masses, rock and roll, forcing people to masturbate at gunpoint while watching their true love get sodomized (their reactions are funny, you can find it somehwere on the internet).
I landed on Earth when the reactor in my interstellar drive gave out and I crashed in New Jersey. While waiting for the parts to be delivered i've been spending my time developing a healthy addiction to drugs, alcohol, women and video games. Some how in the blurry haze of it all I ended up aa one of Theee Bishops and will own you (and your gilrfriend) in the near future.As for my life before I got stuck on your mindless, puss-ridden, crotch hole of a planet, mine was the most feared name in the galaxy. The most terrifying pirate to ever sail the ether. The mere mention of my vessel, The Deviant Duck, made grown men of all species soil their trousers and all women have instantanious orgasms. I own entire solar systems and you are nothing but toys to me.
Theee Bishops... we own you, your girlfriend, your sister, your mom, your grandmother, and lots of necrophelia going back beyond that...oh and your unborn daughter too.
The one I made with you mom, your sister, your girlfriend and your grandma all at the same time.
Simpsons, Hellsing, Rocky & Bullwinkle, Family Guy, Saukai, Viva La Bam, Jackass, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Mythbusters, American Chopper, ESPN, YES, Food Network, and a whole lot of F--- You!!!
I burn books so as not to give the slaves the ability to think.
Procutte and Mozzarella, Italian, Roast Beef, and Meatball Parm.