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Bass Gutiars and Custom Cars, I am a typical guy, I enjoy organic isosceles triangles, growin fresh pizza in my underwater nitrogen enriched octopuss garden. I somtimes battle bouts of amnesia and deja vu at the same time. In my spare time, I like heckeling Subway Sandwich Artists, playing baseball in the library and refurbishing used mailboxes and coffe makers for the poor children of the ghetto, the ghet-tooooooo! I likt to purchaes contact lenses with prints of small cats on them to put in the eyes of the neighborhood dogs and watch them go bonkers.
HI!! My name is John, I'm just like every other guy here on the internet. I lie about my personal achievements. I spend my time searching, and trying to add to my friend list, any girl with a half-way decent picture, regardless of marriage or relationship status, hot or not. Personality? Who needs one on the internet? I use this as my own personal gratification as I cannot actually function in society as my own independent spirit, unable create trust and friendship among the peers of my surroundings. I spend too much time creating small ways to make myself appear to be more than what I am. I have no real ambition, future or personality of my own, I'm the type of guy who has to read MAXIUM Magazine to find out whats cool. WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND??
I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then à said, “Does he bite?â€. She said “No.†And I said, “Oh yeah? Then how does he eat? … Liar.â€
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"NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S MOVIE," um... all of 'em
My home theater Complete with 10 foot veiwing screen, and vibrating couches, yes vibrating
I'm waitin for the movie to come out...
Joe Demis, Darwin was adopted, your mom, your sister, and your girlfriend.