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WHISKEY DRUNX

cant gimme a loaded gun and not expect me to shoot somebody

About Me


You are now marked on my profile visitor map! Me? I'm from KZ anishnabe rez. I spent too much time in the bush, then moved to the city. Old School since day one. For real. Me and the rents would wake up at five in the morning just to get to school at 9am. thisis how th eearly morning mission went wake up with some hot choclate(Swiss miss is fuckin delicious) motoring across a lake by boat or snowmobile, ridin thru the bush for miles, getting to the car, lighting a fire under the oil pan if it was frozen. yeah -30 is that cold. Driving another 40 miles to school to be there a 9 am. After school We would go back into the bush and the insanity would start all over again. This is how I lived till we moved to the REZ. We were there all week and in the bush on the weekends. As long as there was no school I was in the bush non-stop. Influenzes? Books. movies and comics( GEAH! I read fuckin comics) Blood in, Blood Out and Menace to Society changed my world. Those movies made me seriously crazy. but in that good kinda crazy way. So I moved to the states and furthered my insanity and activities of ill-repute. While in the good old USA I manged to graduate high school, pick up skateboarding, make it to Spain, Moracco,Mexico, Germany, The Netherlands, France and England. I got my passport stolen in England. I learned how to make napalm, but only for the powers of good. I worked at a skateshop(never got paid just hung out all day and got discount shit)), went to school and drank my happy ass off. I moved to Chicago. That was a whole diffrent kinda of fucked up. I picked up some barrio spanish, which I get yelled at for using in spanish class. helped film a demon stripper movie and a music video and tied a kid to a tree. a fuckin pizza man almost ran me over. I gave him shit then he pulled a knife. Have had numerous guns pulled on me. I think I had a ratio of a gun pulled on me every two days for the first week of 2004. my mouth just gets me into trouble. The thing I could tell you about..yeah Shit Yo, I like tha dirty south, but I iz from tha nasty north. I like gunz, girls, booze and stuff that would make most people cry. me and drugs love each other, but I can't take tha drugs no more cuz they makes me crazier than a shit house rat. I can take a joke. falling on tha ground because you're friend hit you in tha nuts so hard it hurt you're bowls is great comedy. Fuck with my friends and I put you in a box. I got a good lawyer. I know this because he used to rock a mullet. He also keeps me tha fuck out of jail. I keep a platoon of ninjas as my back up. My drunken style is gnarly. One Love. Word up. stay easy. Oh yeah I fucked yo moms ..

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Which Horror Movie Are You?

The Silence Of The Lambs
You're a thinker, a creator, and a very psychological person. You enjoy learning about other people, whether it is to befriend them, or to destory them. You take pride in being you, although you sometimes can get fed up with even yourself. You're an extremely intelligent person, but don't let your mind get the best of you. You're smarter than you think.
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My Interests

moose hunting season. clean guns. The fear, bat country kung fu, baguazhang,shaolin, skateboarding, whiskey, flamethrowers, potato guns, kung-fu movies, drive-by shootings, running from the police, napalm, explosions, music, anything I can drive fast, the number 4, midevil warriors, , block rockin at The Wall, Derby weekend. vague ideas and concepts. Fuckin

I'd like to meet:

Dr Gregory House! He is a an asshole and he saves lives. some new ladies. As always I wanna meet a real fuckin Ninja not just the drunk ones i meet at the bar on a regualr basis. fuck is ther no justice

Music:

I listen to a verity of music. I feel that when i am being pretentious 80s music works well. Maybe some Huey Lewis and the News. When I am at the lanes bowling a perfect 300 I will listen to the spanish version of Hotel California on loop. for robbing banks I find that Wu tang clan aint nuthin to fuck with really brings out my hostage takin abilities. relaxing at home with a fine wine and cheese selection Deltron 3030 and hyrogliphics really sets the mood

Movies:

TMNT I II, Goodfellas, Superbad, Ninja scroll, any fucked up Japanese horror movie, that Peter Jackson sure makes some great movies, Dead Alive is da bomb

Television:

It all about the art of the clothes hanger position. scrubs, simpsons, king of the hill, my name is earl, family guy, antique road show, globe trotters..yeah i dont have cable, but when i can Entourage is the fuckin best.

Books:

I read comic books..yeah thats right, comic books son!(say it as gangster as you can kids)

Heroes:

As always moms and pops and the grandparents..Frank Castle, Peter parker, My Friends( Andy T. MCMM, Nick G. and Germantown crew. Jay O and the Diablo) my bitches little bo peep and her sheep. jenna jammesson, the Hef, my cat Frank, Any wild creature that eats human flesh is fuckin killer.

Which tyrannical dictator do you most emulate?


Attila the Hun
You are the barbarian of barbarians. Even Conan takes his horned helmet off in your presence, just before you cleave him in twain with a rusty battle axe. The ladies love you, the men fear you... unfortunately, even you are no match for a nosebleed. You will die on your back, drunken and bleeding all over your virgin bride.
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My Blog

recipe for destruction

    You will need a bottle of bourbon, a harpoon, a blunt and a kitchen fully equiped..  This recipe is handed down thru the generations. It began with Atilla and his huns. Use it ...
Posted by WHISKEY DRUNX on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:58:00 PST

fuckin surveys

EIGHT LASTS -8. last time you slept?: ha ha ha7. last beverage: COFFE SON!6. last phone call: MY MOMS5. last instant message: DIRTY TANIA D4. last cd played: get youre shot gun&the zombies are commin....
Posted by WHISKEY DRUNX on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 06:55:00 PST

some fiction, some not

Daylight creeps in. It moves slowly across the floor. Over the socks, various dirty clothes, crap, trash, and a solitary issue of National Geographic. The one single ray moves up the bed and shines ri...
Posted by WHISKEY DRUNX on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:37:00 PST

bullshit

"I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns."  if I had some guns to clean i would stay home and clean them. Instead, I try to create some art, which is less des...
Posted by WHISKEY DRUNX on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:25:00 PST

late night psycobable

i was thinkin about random occurence and how i dont think anything is random. no matter how small or large everything has an effect. like by me quiting a job. this could have positive or negative effe...
Posted by WHISKEY DRUNX on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:50:00 PST