I like to watch fights, weather they be right in front of me, or televised. I just like to see someone else getting their ass jacked the fuck up! I call fat peope fat to their face. I spit in whores faces. I don't eat humans. It's not because I think they would taste bad, but for fear of curu. I firmly believe skeeting on backs is the best form of birth control. Anybody with me? I probably could give a shit less about you, but I'm not sure we want to find out. I think racial slurs are Hilarious! I like fishing and I dig the ladies, but for some reason there aren't women to hit on when I'm on the pond, which brings me to the point that I love beer. Give me a bottle and I just might give you a black eye. Wanna be friends? I've accidently worn clothes to work that I've vomited carrots on the night before. Orange puke is always comedic gold. I don't like to change my pants often. I've pissed in my pants a few times recently. I usually will change after that. I'm lactose intolerant, so I have projectile butt vomit a lot. Beat your kids if they act up. BEAT THEM!!! .. .. width="425" height="350">.. ....> .. width="425" height="350">.. ....>