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About Me

I like hot chicks with tattoos. Especially moon goddess ones.
I friggen LOVE animated GIF's
Baseball is the greatest sport ever invented.
I am Jeopardy Ninja #2. #1 owns me like a samurai.
I have four children, and on any given day I want to kill no less than one of them.
Intervention is my favorite show on TV. It makes me feel better about myself.
I have delusions of never working a real job again.
Did I mention I'm married to the coolest broad ever?
Radiohead totally sucks. Even more than Coldplay.
I drive an 87 Volvo. It has heated seats. I live in Florida.
Pilot G-2 pens rock.
I'm a SONY whore.
I'm also a regular whore.
I have mild AADD. My OCD isn't quite as mild.
I am really bad at picking up the phone, even worse at returning phone calls. It really just boils down to being lazy, don't take it personal.
Simpsons magic 8-ball says "Ay Carumba!"
I want a puppy.
Fantasy sports are totally stupid.
F R E E that spells free, credit report dot com ba-by!
My name is NOT Jeff Albertson, but you CAN call me a comic book geek.
Knowing is half the battle.

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My Blog

no need to read this

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Posted by Your MOM is a face! on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 05:59:00 PST

Damn you SoulSeek!!!

"You have run out of space on drive:D"Now what am I going to do?
Posted by Your MOM is a face! on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:49:00 PST

High Five!!!

It's nearly 1 and I can't fucking sleep.The other day, Eddie and I picked up some samples from the Gandy Bridge Emergency Repair. We had to do this quickly as the sun was nearly set. So after loadin...
Posted by Your MOM is a face! on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 09:46:00 PST

Road trippin with my two favorite allies......

I'm looking forward to the end of the work day today. My close friend Tone and his nephew Drew-hah and I are going to make a road trip to Ft. Lauderdale to see, in my opinion, one of the most underra...
Posted by Your MOM is a face! on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 06:20:00 PST

A joyous day eleven years ago..........

As I am prone to do, I tend to reflect on events in my life when their anniversaries arrive. Today is my son's birthday and I can recall the day he arrived like it was yesterday. He didn't want to l...
Posted by Your MOM is a face! on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 06:11:00 PST

The most underated track on the album.......

Fresher than Tony Rebel's vestibules at African street festivalsMy incredible women is, plentifulOver the years I met a few, none of them compare to youPreparin you to make food bearable, somethin ter...
Posted by Your MOM is a face! on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:14:00 PST

Face down in the gutter, won't admit defeat..........

I've learned to find happiness in my life when I can, cause the rest is all bullshit. The Dropkick Murphys show is tonight and I'm excited as shit for it.
Posted by Your MOM is a face! on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 05:43:00 PST

"Daddy, you're SO silly!!!!!!!!"

Last night was the annual father/daughter dance. It's one of those sappy things that I'm sure I'll reflect on when I'm old and gray. I did the proper thing and took Elissia shopping prior to the who...
Posted by Your MOM is a face! on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 06:02:00 PST

Words of encouragement...or something like that.......

You told me that you want to die I said "I've been there myself more than a few times And I go back every once in a while" You called me lucky, you.. you called me lucky You said tonight is a wo...
Posted by Your MOM is a face! on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 05:31:00 PST

Stupid dreams

After hitting snooze, I fell back asleep and had an incredibly vivid dream. It only lasted maybe a minute or two. That was long enough for it to fuck with my head though. Kind of funny, because las...
Posted by Your MOM is a face! on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 03:58:00 PST