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The Sultan of Spaghetti!!!

If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you're a table

About Me

Myspace is really fuckin stupid...

My Interests

Guitar, Snowboarding, playing music, writing music, jungles, movies, jungle movies, movies with jungles in them, George of the Jungle, things that intrigue winning beerpong, loud music, trinkets and gadgets,

I'd like to meet:

I guess I would like to meet girl who doesn't worry about the health of our releationship when we share silence.

Music:

Incubus, Glassjaw, Deftones, Nine Inch Nails, Finch, Tool, Faith No More, Candiria, A Perfect Circle, Rage Against The Machine, Will Haven, THE DEAD ART, Fantomas, Brand New,

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Television:

can typically suck my balls.

Books:

Anything by Hunter Thompson and lately the Harry Potter series.

My Blog

Another kid dies in crash; Idiots dig for answers

I have just witnessed the answer behind the teen car accident deaths via Fox News.  We have all been under the impresion that drinking has been the main factor in these kids getting into accident...
Posted by The Sultan of Spaghetti!!! on Thu, 29 May 2008 03:54:00 PST

For an old friend.

It seems like only yesterday you were standing in front of the wall, barking into oblivion. Why, I can almost still smell your breath, mmmmmmm ahhhh the fresh scent of shit. Though we shared our close...
Posted by The Sultan of Spaghetti!!! on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 01:27:00 PST

X-mas time is near, so is the end of financial well-being

    Right now is crunch time for many people, do or die. Aviation Mall and Wal Mart are packed balls to the wall with late shoppers and those trying to finish up. It sneaks up on us soo...
Posted by The Sultan of Spaghetti!!! on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:16:00 PST

Top 5 social experiments of alltime!

I have taken the time to compile a list of  social experiments for all of you to try when you are out and about, in public, or simply around large crowds of strangers. When you are with friends, ...
Posted by The Sultan of Spaghetti!!! on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:27:00 PST

I didn’t feel a thing, It didn’t mean a thing

Rocks. I feel like they've been thrown at me from every direction. They don't even hurt anymore. You see, pelt me enough, my body becomes used to the elevated amount of pain and my senses go temporari...
Posted by The Sultan of Spaghetti!!! on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:38:00 PST

Family can be weird.

A weekend with my family, no escape, no where to hide. I have to admit, it's all in good fun, but the ability to fuckin play mind games with all of them has it's benefits. They're the ones with no esc...
Posted by The Sultan of Spaghetti!!! on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 09:57:00 PST

My little toaster.

Sometimes I sit here and wonder if it was all for the better. Deep inside, I know it is and I feel releived but I'm still hanging onto this horrible feeling of guilt that I am going to live with for t...
Posted by The Sultan of Spaghetti!!! on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:41:00 PST

This time its for good....

Forgetfulness is a symptom of long and drawn out ordeals. No, ordeal makes it sound like a bad thing yet, it's the first word that comes to mind. I could lie to myself and use a "pretty" word, but tha...
Posted by The Sultan of Spaghetti!!! on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:17:00 PST

The Country of Japan: what happened?

What happened to all the samurais and ninjas? the honor of Japan. A time when you were considered well endowed by the skill of your sword and not by your Honda with a bodykit. Now when I look at Japan...
Posted by The Sultan of Spaghetti!!! on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:02:00 PST

My sister is a funny gal

So I've just arrived home from work and the first thing I see when I open the front door is this.When I first arrived to the crime scene, my first thoughts would have been that she tripped and her pan...
Posted by The Sultan of Spaghetti!!! on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:01:00 PST