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candice

Afraid is much better than a fake forever.

About Me

Your depths made a pressure that punctured my works and all your fluids couldn't tolerate the force of my thirst

My Interests

gender studies/activism, bars, cooking, icelandic everything, learning more about global warming, spam emails, vanity plates, construction paper art, records, coffee, tea, sushi, cartooning, correct usage of the interrobang, casio keyboards, karaoke, spanish, jeerleading for gotham girls roller derby, and my best friends

I'd like to meet:

white hicks who like fishing and freedom

Music:

elliott smith, the fruit bats, old modest mouse, ugly casanova, chad vangaalen, jason molina/songs ohia, mirah, 764-hero, aloha, cadallaca, the gossip, built to spill, dcfc

Movies:

pootie tang

Television:

sifl and olly

Books:

sex changes: transgender politics by patrick califia

Heroes:

the person who made this: http://hollywoodloompa.ytmnd.com/

My Blog

hulkamania

Here's a collection of some hilarious Hulkster photos:I thought the picture of him in lavendar was the funniest, and then I saw this very strange thing and didn't know what to make of it:Also: http://...
Posted by candice on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:52:00 PST

staceyann

this is one of my faves of all time."CrossFire"Staceyann ChinAm I a feministor a womanistthe student needs to knowif I do men occasionallyand primarily am I a lesbianTongue twisted in cheek I attempt ...
Posted by candice on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:15:00 PST

lurve comes to those who believe it

Did you ever notice that Celine Dion says "LURVE" instead of "LOVE" when she sings those highly-inspirational, always motivational, totally incredible songs? It's true. This can especially be pointe...
Posted by candice on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:04:00 PST

my last semester of college...!

Tuesdays & Fridays- 12:30-1:45All College Chorus - 2 credits- 2:30- 4:10RAD (Rape Agression Defense) - 2 creditsWednesdays6:30-9:50History of Mathematics - 4 creditsAlso...Senior Project... 4 creditsG...
Posted by candice on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:42:00 PST

dear tyra

Dear Tyra,When do *I* get vaseline?!Love,Dry-skin Candice
Posted by candice on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:19:00 PST

a new level of awesome

An annoying graduated cylinder, a tuba player toward a power drill, and the demon are what made America great! When you see the anomaly, it means that the false reactor hesitates. A loyal defendant th...
Posted by candice on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:36:00 PST

If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

i love spam! The start of a journey should never be mistaken for success. Many hands make light work. Good fences make good neighbors. He that stands for nothing will fall for everything. History neve...
Posted by candice on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 07:34:00 PST

RICHARD GERE'S WISDOM

"I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe."Richard Gere is definitely up-to-date on his identity politics....
Posted by candice on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 08:27:00 PST

spam is poetry

I.relationship problems that in which the chocolates rumbled increasingly dangerous landscapeTwyla, and two picture-perfect children to return home after thirty-two calm and totally in command--a pupp...
Posted by candice on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:23:00 PST

public confession

i think i love alice in chains. sorry, indie fools.
Posted by candice on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 08:25:00 PST