Getting into Baghdad or rockin' New Zealand |
Have you heard anything about how I can get into the Baghdad airport? I asked. It turns out that getting tickets to Iraq is a much bigger pain in my ass than I imagined and I imagined it would be ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:43:00 GMT |
Kaned part 2 |
All the next day at work I was nauseous. The anxiety over such a huge fallacy and the very real probability that my actual writing credibility could be damaged by it made it difficult to focus. But wh...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:38:00 GMT |
Kaned |
Let me first say, to all the new readers who have not been along for the full ride of the BlissQuest I am a professional writer. While I reserve the right to leave wriggle room in definitions the fa...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jun 2009 22:18:00 GMT |
Skydiving is Bliss |
The night before skydiving, I was wracked by nightmares. Not the sorts of nightmares that I suppose one would expect like death, dismemberment and a parachute not opening& I tossed and turned about th...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 00:24:00 GMT |
Somehow, I managed not to hurl. |
Admiral Fubar lets Ladies fall out of planes first. Pretty sure I was still screaming like girl here. We could parachute with my nostrils alone. I call this the 200$ facelift. If only everything were...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 22:32:00 GMT |
Part 2 of The Kitchen Trash |
I feel I should preface the rest of the story with some information about myself that Im not sure most of you know. If you know me in person, then you probably already get that I am pretty sexually u...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:23:00 GMT |
Part 1 of The Kitchen Trash |
&If you were to ask me to go home with you, I wouldnt say no. He said.I stared at him in shock, and my mind felt suddenly like a dropped jar of marbles. Glass shattering and marbles skittering ever...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 12:43:00 GMT |
The Brazilian Wax Job |
And now back to our regularly scheduled programming, Adventures in Brazilian Wax.There are moments in the BlissQuest when I think, Oh! Thats a great idea for a quest! or Maybe I have been too adam...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 22:52:00 GMT |
Trixy Wiles |
I had a pretty stunning revelation. What you all Im sure, already knew, but I just now figured out.Ive got no game. As of the last couple of weeks, my ego has been burning with a sense of rejection....
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 22:24:00 GMT |
Eat my cake |
Weve never actually touched. Its like some Stephanie Meyer nightmare of ridiculous proportions. The Twilight drama of teenage angst and hormones but Im a 30 year old woman who fucking knows bette...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:55:00 GMT |
