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About Me

I love beards, beer, coffee, and crabs (the kind you eat not the kind you get in your private areas).My perfect day would be waking up with a boy with a beard, drinking a cup of coffee and then spending the afternoon sitting on my dock drinking beer and eating crabs. :)

My Interests

Will Dean's ass

I'd like to meet:

officially? Dewey. Any boys that play in tomato fields are always welcome.

Music:

MOOSSA!! Bonnie Raitt, Otis Redding, Led Zeppelin, Susan Tedeschi, Jill Scott, James Brown, Ray Charles, John Legend, Keller Williams, Yonder Mountain String Band, Joss Stone, Avett Brothers, Hackensaw Boys AC/DC, Muddy Waters the Marshall Tucker Band, Etta James, Deanna Carter, Julie Roberts, Kevin Bacon's band (just kidding) Van Morrison, Blue Crab Bay Pickers, Amy Winehouse (obsessed)

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, The Big Chill, Once Around, Steel Magnolias, Fried Green Tomatoes, Ray, Walk the Line, Grandma's Boy, 4 Rooms, Old School, anything with Kevin Spacey, all home movies made by Bennett and Todd, and basically nothing that Kaite Hollinger likes

Television:

Anything on Bravo, Court TV, or Discovery, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Cold Case Files, Forensic Files, The Investigators (I literally could kill someone and no one would find out...hmm)

Books:

more like Time magazine and the back of beer bottles.

Heroes:

my mom, my sister and all other artists and teachers